How does any normal man find this woman attractive? and why do so many girls idolize this family? I don’t understand it.

I think it’s more like the US is that nanny from the The Omen screaming, “It’s all for you, Damien!” then jumping off the house with a noose around her neck.

Dude, where’s my boat?

Robert Wagner asked Natalie Wood to take a bath before she died.........because he didn’t want her to wash up on the beach later......

It’s the same mindset that some people think it’s safer to drive around in a 60 year old land yacht with a 2 ton chrome bumper. They think the sheer weight of the thing will keep them safe and they don’t make ‘em like they used to...

Of course the reality is much different:

Where are those Russian hackers when you need them? Oh....right.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

If they’re not careful they could end up with some jabroni managing to scam their way into a position of incredible power despite being totally unsuitable/unqualified/unprepared for it. I think that’s called a feedback loop.

-Who needs 32GB or ram?

Barack and Uncle Joe wait out the short time they have left as the country crumbles around them?

Would Francisco Franco not be a fascist?

How about this instead: fuck you, fuck everyone who stands with you and everything you stand for. Fuck you to death.

Even Isreal admits this stopped Iran grom getting the bomb.

I’ll have 4 marijuanas, please.

Nice. Now how soon can I drive across the NC/SC border and buy one of these fuckers along with some Black Cats and a pecan nut log.

We’ve casted our vote

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Man... This better not ruin dead baby jokes...

My personal favorite is this one...

What’s that, Lord? You want me to punch this guy in the face? Mine is not to question your divine influence, Lord. Guide my hand (provide transpo [no layovers, no coach], lodging and a $65 per diem), and thy will be done.