Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

I’m a glass half full type of guy. I’m hoping to wake up on January 1, 2017 to watch a healthy, young Muhammad Ali fight to win back his title, with Prince singing the National Anthem (Kaepernick ringside taking a knee in full uniform, of course) and Craig Sager reporting on it all right before informing us all that…

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

Just to clarify: not all dumb people are Trump supporting, racist assholes, but all Trump supporting racist assholes are dumb.

I am pretty sure Trump has no fucking clue that Pakistanis are Muslim.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Agreed. Intellectual arguments don’t matter to a person who’s struggling and didn’t go to college. These people aren’t too stupid to understand (they’re actually fairly smart) but they don’t have the luxury to think about it -- they just want change for the better for them asap. The struggling people who do have time…

That’s a “race to the bottom” logic that ignores major cities where an increased minimum wage has seen an increase in economic growth. It’s the core of the Right’s and Trump’s nonsense:

Woe is me. I have to give employees a living wage. I’ll have to close my business if I can’t abuse my employees and grab as much…

[morbid post of the day]

I see your David Blaine, and raise you a Ricky Jay

The greatest trick that I can not figure out how it’s done is how the republican party keeps tricking America that it’s going to do anything for people beyond the top 1%.

Not the first frog spit back.

You were fine until the last eight words. Remember you’re talking about Democrats here, if there’s a way to fuck it up we’ll find it.

I think it’s more like the US is that nanny from the The Omen screaming, “It’s all for you, Damien!” then jumping off the house with a noose around her neck.

Where are those Russian hackers when you need them? Oh....right.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

If they’re not careful they could end up with some jabroni managing to scam their way into a position of incredible power despite being totally unsuitable/unqualified/unprepared for it. I think that’s called a feedback loop.