“The sting tells me its working. Can you take me to the hospital?”

Merry Christmas everyone! May the spirit of joy and civility live in 2017 as it did in this thread. Peace on Earth.

I’ve definitely had more trouble-free macs than trouble-free PCs. I’ve had exactly one Mac that was problematic (and Apple eventually made it right for me), but every PC I owned has given me problems. Every. Last. One.

I need one that’s just 16 hours of Trump Tower on fire. With live tweets from the inside insulting the NYFD response, dissing the architect, or how big and bootiful the fire suppression system is.

Science. Maybe a nice drought and some famine will help middle America realize its not a conspiracy against them.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

No. Nearly 50% of the population didn’t bother to vote. Of the 50% of the population that did vote, a little less than half voted for Trump.

Wow. Holy shit, that is quite the evening. You definitely ran into the ass end of Trumpland that night.

I was out eating dinner with my family last night.

There is zero evidence of voter fraud - and zero evidence of “The RUSSIANS!” hacking anything related to the election.

FYI:

They hacked both the DNC and RNC and released DNC information in a staggered and concentrated while spreading propaganda by virtue of fake news stories in an effort to undermine Clinton’s candidacy.

Well, sure, Lush Rimjob has been making that judgement for 9 years. No doubt in the new age of feelings trouncing facts, the Breitbart crowd will be hammering the Wikipedia pages with the most amazing edits - How Obama wanted to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it and how Obama wanted to round up Muslims and how…

“Wow!!!! Way to upgrade a fun read into the most accurate political rant of the day!!”

And don’t forget the biggest fake of all: Donald J. Trump.

But would emptying a full shitter into the storm drain cause the neighborhood to go up when gramps lights a stogie?

I’m a glass half full type of guy. I’m hoping to wake up on January 1, 2017 to watch a healthy, young Muhammad Ali fight to win back his title, with Prince singing the National Anthem (Kaepernick ringside taking a knee in full uniform, of course) and Craig Sager reporting on it all right before informing us all that…

Ah, Stalag 17! My favorite war movie of all time! Thanks for that!

You Sir are horribly wrong. You make Trump sound like a racist, sexist, xenophobe. I’ll have you know he has nominated 3 women to his cabinet! A black man! And one of the women wasn’t even born in the US, and is Asian! And the woman he has molested since she was a child and is probably still fucking his daughter is…

Lol. Yeah that’s the problem. Approximately half of Americans are so completely detached from reality that they need to keep reaching for more and more outlandish reasons and explanations for why things aren’t exactly like the 50's anymore. Then you factor in that reality has a liberal bias and their strongly held…