Yeah, it kinda leaves one speechless, doesn’t it? Personally, I think the worst body language was coming from Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu — director of the The Revenant — the guy giving the stink-eye with arms folded across his chest.

Came across this Vine on Twitter — of Jenny Beavan making her way to the podium after winning Best Costume Design for Mad Max: Fury Road — and I must have watched it 10X over. No one was clapping, presumably because of the “horror” of a woman clearly not interested in glamming herself up. It’s infuriating but here’s…

1) I’m so happy Bear Story won. Alllllll of us here in Chile are insanely happy. If you haven’t seen it, please do. I ugly cried.

Finally. Stacey Dash and I have something in common.

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

Cate Blanchett’s dress would look dreadful on literally anyone other than Cate Blanchett.

That dress is just way too tight. Not because she isn’t skinny. Because it’s the wrong size.

This. This is the scene that won the Razzie. She barely knows him and he BITES HER TOAST. This offended me more than anything else in this ridiculous movie.

OMG SAIORSE RONAN LOOKS AMAZING, I SWOON FOREVER

Usually I like Alicia Vikander’s picks, but I can’t stop thinking prom dress when I look at that thing.

Aw look at Sofia Vergara waiting nicely to speak to Ryan, all in shot and everything.

When I was a kid in the 70s, I had a pink stretchy tube top and no boobies. I was jumping on the trampoline with the hottest guy in middle school (I’d had a crush on him for years).

Yes THOSE ARE THE EYES. My mum’s mother’s people were originally from Ireland (likely Romany), but mum got her “Cushing” eyes from her dad who was from like Wales/Hereford border. There they are getting married to eachother in 1942. Obviously that’s black and white but you get a sense of the mad celtic colouring.

Agreed. Sometimes you gotta be smarter than the boob. A firm hand, stern tone of voice and weapons-grade bra material will give you a decent head-start along with vigilance, always. It’s exhausting.

That’s my mother’s natural colouring. It makes people double take, definitely. My son inherited her eyes, and even though he’s got a darker skin tone and slightly lighter hair it’s still pretty arresting.

Incidentally one of the Israeli soldiers who toured around with us during my birthright trip, who was TOTALLY secular, didn't go to the cemeteries with us because he was a Kohain, which surprised me. I mean, I don't think he would wrap himself in a plastic bag when flying, but sometimes the aspects people observe vs.…

When can we expect to celebrate Tories? I’d like to start proclaiming my proud heritage of not wanting to declare independence from Great Britain.

I don’t disagree at all. As a progressive but religious Jewish person, I am not a fan (putting it mildly) of the Orthodox observances of things like this and other “family purity” laws, but I just don’t think mocking them is helpful, nor is the attitude (not expressed by you, but seen all over this comment thread) of…