Trump will soon be calling a meeting with his Generals about why America doesn’t have a Tsunami machine like the Chinese.

This. Stranger Things is, at its heart, actually a 1980s movie, so in that context, if you put yourself in a Reaganesque 1985 mindset, then a fear of the Ruskies infiltrating America like this is totally plausible. In 1985, we didn’t know about Chernobyl, the Berlin Wall, or how terrible New Coke actually was. Sure,…

That tux he’s wearing looks like someone put an ill-fitting tux on a petulant three year old that doesn’t want to be the ring bearer at the wedding.

Not so.

Since I’m forever grayed out for whatever reason...here’s what I posted:

I suggest you read last year’s Supreme Court decision in the Dynamex case.

Most likely this asshat used the flash on his phone when taking the pictures as well. 

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

The indicted parents did the illegal backdoor/side door method for “poor little rich kids”.

What’s the difference between what Loughlin, et. al. did to get their kids into college, and what the rest of the rich fucks (the Bushs, Trumps, etc.) have done/paid to get their kids into college and ‘graduate’ (ie. pay for a new building at the school so Dummy McDumbshit can have a piece of paper saying that they…

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

Everyone I’ve ever met who has touted Dr. Sebi as a miracle healer has also been an anti-vaxx nutjob. 

was shocked to see that the post wasn’t written by Dr. Oz

You’re a conspiracy theorist.

Decent? The dude was eating at a Taco Bell.

This article could have been titled:

So after all of this, we’re getting two James Gunn comic book movies?

I feel much dumber after having skimmed this post.

Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

Just out of curiosity, is it now considered comedy to essentially have your whole act revolve around beefs with other people? Because that just seems like bitching about things where the person doing the bitching is the main problem.