I’ll just leave this here....

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

FTFY

Professional designer here. Current situation:

He needs to add piles of feces in the streets for authenticity.

Lol. Thanks. My spouse coincidentally works production on Shark Tank. I’ll send your idea straight up the ladder.

For a kid-free dinner, get a babysitter. Or be cool with McDonald’s.

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

Agreed. It was awesome at first, but was leaking badly by my 3rd use. I returned it to the store and they said pretty much everyone who bought the hose has returned it as well. I don’t know of any other product making it to market with that attrition rate - except maybe TDI Volkswagens...

Agreed. It was awesome at first, but was leaking badly by my 3rd use. I returned it to the store and they said…

That expandable garden hose is pure crap. It lasts for about 10 uses max before it develops leaks near the nozzle. It’s happened to me, and five other people I know that have bought the damn thing. Just buy a regular hose, and you’ll be fine.

That expandable garden hose is pure crap. It lasts for about 10 uses max before it develops leaks near the nozzle.…

I do not understand and never will understand why fraternities and sororities continue to exist. I just don’t. I think what I really don’t understand the MOST is why anyone WANTS to go to these parties. I’m old now, for sure, but even when I was in college it just didn’t appeal. I don’t get it.

It’s hard to believe but Kate Hudson was the frontrunner for an Oscar for Almost Famous. Thank fucking Christ for Marcia Gay Harden and Pollock.