Thanks for showing me more useless crap I want to buy! Damn you, lack of willpower!

Thanks for showing me more useless crap I want to buy! Damn you, lack of willpower!

There have been reports that the church was throwing a COVID party, and that’s where her mother took her to get ‘herd immunity’.

All this blog post has shown me, is that there are a lot of motherfuckers out there with severe OCD.

I say this as a middle-aged, white guy, but how in the fuck does someone think that it’s okay to wear blackface/yellowface/etc.?!? Never once have I said to myself, ‘You know what would be funny? If I dressed up as a racial stereotype.’

Um, it has nothing to do with the Navy. It’s owned and operated by The Scripps Institute of Oceanography (SIO) which is a department of the University of California San Diego.

Took me three readings of this to realize that you were asking for viewer’s opinions on whether or not to buy it. Maybe state that somewhere near the top that this is what the posting segment is about to make it clearer.

Took me three readings of this to realize that you were asking for viewer’s opinions on whether or not to buy it.…

This post is just dripping with information.

This post is just dripping with information.

Damn, if that’s what you call a brilliant first date move, your standards must be outstandingly low. I’m sorry you haven’t had better quality dates.

5 feet/charge, with a three hour minimum charge time.

Do a Google search for ‘soda and swine scotch egg’.

#ReleasetheTrevorrowCut

Garfield 3. Bill Murray’s become too big to do this anywho. 

That would have required planning out the trilogy in advance instead of having a vague idea of a story and letting people add stuff willy nilly as they went along. 

Wait ten years from now when the then 20 somethings start saying this to you about the Harry Potter movies.

Yup. We’re still dealing with those confederate flag fucks, when that should have been driven into the grave along with the confederacy.

I don’t travel frequently, but when I do, I give myself plenty of time to go through an airport’s Checkpoint Charlie. I never go through the backscatter radiation machine. EVER. Mainly due to the fact that the machines have no indication of the type of radiation being used, I have never seen calibration/service…

It’s the elephant in the room that no one’s talking about.

It’s due to her becoming a much worse person for posting selfies of herself riding that damn bike everyday for a year on every social media platform out there, and for all of the friends that she’s lost due to not shutting up about said bike.

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Shit, I had to both write an essay on Fight Club’s lighting and what it meant to the story AND also present an art project that illustrated that point for an art class in college.