I never worked at a dealership, but I have a good story. I was getting ready to move to Southern California from Northern California for work. One of the things I needed was a car (I lived in San Francisco at the time, and you don’t need a car in SF). I went to a rental car dealership that was selling their used…

First off, watching golf on tv is like watching someone do their taxes on tv. Second, is golf really a sport? Yes, I understand it takes some skill to hit the little ball into the little hole, but really...is that really considered a sport. Because if it is, then wastebucket basketball should be considered for the…

Maybe some of these 'pop' assholes should start trying to learn about music and come up with some sound(s) instead of ripping off....excuse me... SAMPLING other, better music that came in the eras before they were born.

Cookies, doughnuts, pastries, and most baked goods taste better with milk. Just because your mutant taste buds don't like the taste, doesn't give de facto power over what age people can or cannot drink milk. So you fail in your argument. What's next, pot is bad for my waistline?

The shit I've seen while catering is too horrifying for words. Just when you think humanity can't shock you out of the jaded, shell-shocked, things you have witnessed, that's when they decide to pull the really weird shit out on you.

If Seattle fans didn't have the douchey "12th man" douchebaggery going on, I might have been able to pull out a half a fuck given for the Seahawks. As it stands, I have two roommates from Seattle, and one just bought a 12th man flag to fly in front of our house on Sunday. On that principle alone, I want the Patriots…

Frankly, if you want to make sports on tv interesting, combine the use of live artillery and hidden land mines on the field. These guys are getting paid enough as it is, and chances are, the longer they play in the NFL, MLB, NBA, the more likely they're going to commit a major felony. Might as well make their careers…

All I have to say is that hockey season starts in October. That's when a REAL sport actually begins. Until then, there are no sports worth watching.

Ikea's Lack is what I've been using for a few years now with no complaints.

Ikea's Lack is what I've been using for a few years now with no complaints.

As a decade plus attendee of Comic Con and Wondercon (when it used to be good and in San Francisco), here are a few things I've learned:

I use mine exclusively in the gym. Frankly, I could give a flying fuck as to what people think of them. They're comfortable, I can get a better stretching range out of them when I'm warming up, and they work for me. As for the people commenting about the $90 price tag, the majority of entry-level gym shoes cost that…

I had this waiting for me at home to nip at my hands and feet. So innocent looking until it's too late to escape the puppy teeth of doom!

Hence the reason I gave more examples.

Dexter's evil twin...

Given that this is set in ancient Rome, she had the first ever breast implants made out of stone. That's why they're bouncing that way.

Yeah, I'm not buying it. Cute, but messy.

During Comic Con the year the movie Skyline was coming out, they did a promotion where they were launching full sized bodies made entirely of little soap bubbles from the roof of a building. From far enough away, they just looked like bodies floating in the sky.

Damn, just moved from SF to San Diego this month. Guess I won't be making this one.

Thank Buddha, Jesus, Ganesha, and any other deities involved. Abrams should only be allowed to fuck up the continuity of ONE franchise.

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