The Cheeto Voldemort! Best one yet.

I ran the Detroit half-marathon Sunday. There were tons of spectators, many with signs, so I saw lots of variations on “Run like Trump is Trying to Grab Your Pussy.” Seeing one around mile 12 did help put a little pep in my step.

I find this hilarious. All the controversy and Dylan gives no fucks.

All of these releases have been really boring and have proven that Hillary is actually a pretty boring politician that has done a lot of hard work. They keep spinning things in the media to make it look like she has done all of these horrible things to screw the little guy. Sure some people from Bahrain asked to fast…

There’s nothing. You are right. This article was literally about staffers shooting ideas of ways to get good things passed with an unfriendly Congress. It’s pretty boring on the whole. But, you know, if you put a kicky headline and pretend it’s something, the irrational haters will show just to get their licks in.

Nah these are nothing burgers of nothing burgers. Wikileaks is really trying to scandalize these emails hoping no one actually reads the not at all bad actual emails.

Is it just me or has there really not anything damning in these email leaks? Or is the Hillary Kool-Aid just hitting me too hard?

Oh quit. This is nothing but a bunch of staffers speculating on what they could change with an unfriendly Congress. Aren’t journalists supposed to have some kind of understanding of context? Another boring boring email of nothing.

My daughter - who is a friend magnet and much more of a leader than a follower - initially wanted to join a sorority when she first entered college and to be quite frank, we didn’t have the money for it. We talked about it as a possibility entering her sophomore year. By the time her sophomore year rolled around, she…

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

“It wasn’t a sexual come-on. I don’t know why he did it. It was like just to prove that he could do it, and nothing would happen,” Anderson said.

He’s probably also jealous that Slim is an ACTUAL billionaire instead of a pretend one.

Honestly Mexico, your neighbors to the north aren’t all fucking racists.

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

This certainly has been the October Suprise that keeps on giving.

Ego. The biggest ego, the best ego, a huuuuuge ego.

This is the way some - perhaps many in the past - white men in business have behaved for decades (centuries, even). I don’t think he gave it a second thought as being problematic to running for President, because it used to be so, so, so common for entitled men in power to harass women in this way.

he’s terrified that he’s now overexposed and could end up seeing his gilded baubles sold off in a US Marshals auction.

They are not as devoted as desperate. Conservatives feel that their world has been crumbling, and Trump gave them hope that the progress of the past few years could be reversed. People would do anything for a hope. That’s why it doesn’t matter to them what he says or does, as long as he’s going to make their dreams…