Standard Trump response to any question asked about what he’s going to do about X issue:

It really doesn’t matter how much her jewelry is valued at though. Robbery is robbery - and I’d be upset for you if someone stole your Casio watch, Bobby. I’m sure it has sentimental value, much like Kim’s engagement ring.

During Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” meltdown, he mentioned that his habit of calling the very young women he’s fucking “goddesses” originated with Sean Penn. I can’t think of that without shuddering.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Regarding Sean Penn, Vincent D’Onofrio does not strike me as someone who would put up with much shit when it comes to someone mistreating his daughter. I base this solely on having watched all of his Law & Order:Criminal Intent episodes. DUN DUN.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

The woman can get PR with a wink and a smile.

Can you imagine if someone posted an article entitled “Could X’s Sexual Assault Accusation Have Been Staged?”

I think all that weed is finally catching up with him.

I would tune in to Fresh Off the Boar if they would get rid of the Eddie character. That kid is so annoying. But Constance Wu is fantastic.

I’m trying to be outraged over the content, but first I have to get over my outrage over the grammar.

Never forget.

You mean George Soros?

At a U.N. charity event?

Angie’s mysterious billionaire is Donald Trump, obvi!

• Christina Aguilera once “called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her.”

... and they know that grazing fees on federal lands are really really low.

I think we all need to start talking to our sons about consent and what consent really means. These conversations need to start WAAYYY before college. We need to start talking about consent as part of general “birds and bees” talks before kids even get to adolescence.

Oh wow. Frightening.