Did Sarah Paulson also play the character in the 1st AHS who tells Violet Harmon about Roanoke and gives her some phony baloney go away ghost spell that involves saying Croatoan three times?

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

And the original Oklahoma Sooners were so named because they stole from the honest people who followed the rules.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

They really can’t because it would set a terrible precedent.
Also I have a little sympathy because it was a goddamn hook and ladder hail mary. Stop it and you don’t get beat.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Some brands of almond milk have a higher percentage of calcium per cup than dairy milk. It also doesn't expire nearly as quickly, IME.

also, lactose-intolerant here.

...and shit like this is why I referred to jet skis as “lake lice” in the Should You Get a Jet Ski article. Typical behavior.

My god, he tripped the dead man’s switch by reaching out his hand to touch the ship.

Plus it’s been shown that women simply don’t value money as much as men, why would they accept less pay otherwise? It’s called science.

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

Hoo boy. Definitely read the whole article, guys. It's.... really something.

is he high??? please tell me he is high on straws??

St Patrick’s is like Cinco de Mayo - its an excuse to sell overpriced food and drink to Americans looking to get shitfaced on a day it is socially acceptable to do so, while the day passes with only a cursory observance in the country the holiday originates from.

I agree. I’m not Irish, but I think the American celebration of St. Patrick’s day is really ridiculous, and borderline offensive.

You know, I never thought of the typical St. Paddy’s Day nonsense as cultural appropriation... more cultural bastardization, to me. But I definitely have an abundance of side-eye for all of the blinged-out, plastic hat-wearing, green beer-drinking folks who use the holiday to get wasted and puke all over the sidewalk.

As an Irish woman in Ireland, 90% of the stuff Americans do in the name of ‘being Irish’ is ???, but not at all offensive. It’s simply too far removed to be appropriation. (Just to add, this is obviously completely different from people appropriating cultures of minorities, which is dumb and gross).

I drink to excess in the name of being a grad student. Does that count?