I like that the “doer” will go to jail, not the mastermind behind this whole shit storm.

Thank you.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

Why in God’s name are rapes and other despicable crimes handled in the insular world of colleges and universities and not immediately turned over to proper authorities? It’s like the Catholic Church “punishing” the pedophiles in their midst by sending them to other churches when instead they should be handed over to…

Alright everyone, make sure to queue up your narratives... be sure to only focus on one issue, when the reality is that school shootings are the result of many issues:

I really, really hope this was not over a boy. But I am 95% sure it was. One teenage girl shoots another teenage girl?

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Well, it depends on what you mean by “sack.” Being removed from a post, something the president can do at any time, is a career-ending move that is almost always followed immediately by retirement.

Welp. If I didn’t feel like a failure before, I sure feel like one now!

If Kate wants to have another kid after getting so sick with the first two, then she is a braver woman than I.

So much of why people “don’t trust” her is revealed in that last observation that she didn’t “smile”. They don’t like women, they don’t want a woman in office and if they do consider a woman, which they won’t, she’d better fucking simper for the cameras.

Clinton points out that Trump is literally advocating that we go plunder and pillage other nations for their national resources - like goddamn medieval Vikings - and how that’s probably a bad idea, and Reince Priebus complains that she didn’t smile enough.

I wonder why she isn’t very fond of the media.

I am just amazed that Republicans, who have spent years demonizing Putin as the next Stalin, are doing such an about-face simply because their candidate has nice things to say about him.

This lady can’t win no matter what she does. She is sitting on a plane! She is sick. She coughs for a few minutes. Oh no she’s dying! She wears beautiful suits. OMG she spends sooooooo much money on these suits. I could go on....

Remember, this is the guy who reportedly asked (3 times!) "If we have nukes, why can't we just use them?" Let that marinate for a few seconds before you allow yourself to comprehend the horror of it.

But I don’t take my advice and I don’t take anything seriously that comes from the RNC.

I’m convinced that when he loses (Please, God, let this happen), he’s not going away quietly. He’s going to allege all kinds of fraud, encourage supporters to protest, riot, etc. John McCain and Mitt Romney will appear to be icons of class and decorum compared to him upon losing. He is genuinely going to not let it go.

“I’m going to let you ponder that question.”

Also, he basically said the current Pentagon leaders are idiots and plans to sack most/all of them.