Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

It wasn’t incest (she is not his daughter, adopted, step or otherwise), but it was surely creeptastic.

The argument everyone has against Woody Allen is that he is gross. If he never had sex with her before she was 18, then he did not do anything illegal. But it still makes it gross. You can be a nasty, predatory person and not technically be a criminal.

It’s not just that he groomed someone for whom he was a father figure, whatever we are going to call it. This is absolutely a pattern for him, not just “tabloid” gossip. Woody Allen also molested his 7-year old adopted daughter. Even the DA said he had a case, but wasn’t going to take it forward because the court…

His son’s sister. Does that make it better for you?

Exactly my point. This argument about it technically not being his daughter is just odd.

I’m sorry, his stepdaughter makes it so much better. Or maybe we should refer to Soon Yi as his children’s sister?

The woman grew up with him as a father figure.

It’s disgusting he got away with grooming her and made Mia look like the jealous scorned wife and not a horrified mother that found naked photos of her teen taken by her father.

The man straight up and down married his adopted daughter. Like how is there even a debate about this?

Sweet comeback, Trump. The ole, “I’m rubber and your glue” defense. It’s like arguing with a cranky toddler. Someone give him some juice and cookies and put him down for his nap.

This is why I gave up on having my clock radio give me the news.

I’m shocked!

Look, he only hires the best former eastern bloc political strategists. The best. Only the greatest white supremacist blog CEOs. The greatest abusers of female journalists. The finest, and he means that, the finest wife beaters. Just great people. The best.

Jobs that carry a longer life-expectancy than running the Trump campaign:

Braveheart > Apollo 13.

Look, if you’re going to go after every mysoginist wife beater, white supremacist, anti-intellectual douchebag and those who help to prop up dictators who kill the opposition, who the hell is supposed to represent Trump? It’s like you’re in the tank for Hillary! The same bitch who deflated Tom Brady’s footballs! It’s…

Wait, so a guy responsible for all of these headlines is a piece of human waste? Shocking!

I guess Extreme Vetting™ doesn’t apply to campaign employees.

He looks like the cheapest Johnny Cash impersonator they could get at a country western theme park in Arkansas.