I’m willing to bet pretty much everyone who doesn’t speak either Spanish or Portuguese couldn’t tell the difference between the two.

I’d probably assume it was Spanish as well.

Eh, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of murders in Rio aren't included in that stat.

I’m only defending him and the other US swimmers because it seems ridiculous that Brazil should try to retain them in their country when they seemingly did nothing wrong and if anything, appear to be victims of a crime.

What NBC wants you to think Rio is like...

Let’s revoke their passports too. Obviously they are lying. Rio is a safe and beautiful city.

If they can’t steal medals with a state-sponsored doping scheme, they’ll just pay off the judges. Time for them to get the South Africa treatment, and be banned from all international athletic competitions until a complete change in government happens.

Well, there was a time when its scandals were nothing compared to gymnastics and figure skating judging, which at various times included money, threats, communism, and pay for play contracts prepared by the Law Offices of Satan, Beezelbub and Azazel LLC.

“This is just an issue on which we disagree”

Police: Mr. Hickey? You’re under arrest for... holy shit, did you really just run through the wall to try to get away from us?

Looks like he was hurt. Right off the start his running motion was all wrong like his knees wouldn't extend or something.

Hard to know which two, but “why” is almost certainly “because those two are not as talented as the guy I did not suspend.”

We have three guys who are out. Two of them did wrong. You guys in the media figure out which two and why because I am outta here.

Well, dives are legal. Many people just don’t think to do it in a tight race. Whoever’s torso crosses the line first wins.

Well it’s No, Nay, Never . . .

an evening at the pub and the rest in the bedroom...

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!” Oliver exclaimed. “His own attorney had to apologize for saying ‘you cannot rape your own spouse.’”

The true wild rover returns with gold, not silver. These guys are slackers.

I didn’t understand a thing. But they’re cute and their mom now has braggin’ rights till she goes to glory. So good for them.

I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,