If they can’t steal medals with a state-sponsored doping scheme, they’ll just pay off the judges. Time for them to get the South Africa treatment, and be banned from all international athletic competitions until a complete change in government happens.

Well, there was a time when its scandals were nothing compared to gymnastics and figure skating judging, which at various times included money, threats, communism, and pay for play contracts prepared by the Law Offices of Satan, Beezelbub and Azazel LLC.

“This is just an issue on which we disagree”

Police: Mr. Hickey? You’re under arrest for... holy shit, did you really just run through the wall to try to get away from us?

Looks like he was hurt. Right off the start his running motion was all wrong like his knees wouldn't extend or something.

Hard to know which two, but “why” is almost certainly “because those two are not as talented as the guy I did not suspend.”

We have three guys who are out. Two of them did wrong. You guys in the media figure out which two and why because I am outta here.

Well, dives are legal. Many people just don’t think to do it in a tight race. Whoever’s torso crosses the line first wins.

Well it’s No, Nay, Never . . .

an evening at the pub and the rest in the bedroom...

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!” Oliver exclaimed. “His own attorney had to apologize for saying ‘you cannot rape your own spouse.’”

The true wild rover returns with gold, not silver. These guys are slackers.

I didn’t understand a thing. But they’re cute and their mom now has braggin’ rights till she goes to glory. So good for them.

I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,

People are really ridiculous and need to leave her alone. You don’t have to put your hand over your heart for the anthem and God forbid she not be jumping and screaming.

Hot Take (for real tho): This is the most impressive record set at the Olympics

Either is acceptable, of course. Canadian English is a pretty bastardized combination of British and American spelling.

I have to say, it is an unusually good apology. No attempt to minimize or shift blame, no excessive thesaurus full of verbiage, just an unambiguous acknowledgement that one screwed up. If this is how Canadians say “I’m sorry”, maybe we could all do with being a little more Canadian.

Actually, as MANY Canadians informed me today, they spell it “apologize.”

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!