Well, dives are legal. Many people just don’t think to do it in a tight race. Whoever’s torso crosses the line first wins.

I got someone pretending to be Russian. I say “pretend” because they accidentally slipped a “the” in at the end.

I read it in a Russian accent.

Well it’s No, Nay, Never . . .

an evening at the pub and the rest in the bedroom...

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!” Oliver exclaimed. “His own attorney had to apologize for saying ‘you cannot rape your own spouse.’”

The true wild rover returns with gold, not silver. These guys are slackers.

I didn’t understand a thing. But they’re cute and their mom now has braggin’ rights till she goes to glory. So good for them.

I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,

People are really ridiculous and need to leave her alone. You don’t have to put your hand over your heart for the anthem and God forbid she not be jumping and screaming.

Hot Take (for real tho): This is the most impressive record set at the Olympics

Either is acceptable, of course. Canadian English is a pretty bastardized combination of British and American spelling.

I have to say, it is an unusually good apology. No attempt to minimize or shift blame, no excessive thesaurus full of verbiage, just an unambiguous acknowledgement that one screwed up. If this is how Canadians say “I’m sorry”, maybe we could all do with being a little more Canadian.

Actually, as MANY Canadians informed me today, they spell it “apologize.”

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

:shrug: If he likes it, causes no lasting harm and it makes him feel better, then I don’t see any issues. Unless I’m missing something where he’s an outspoken advocate who is telling people it will cure their cancer or something.

I feel like the dynamic is not uncommon, but they’re married. To me that puts this in an entirely different light.

He entered thirteen hundredths of a second behind and handed off to the next leg a full second ahead. In a distance that is usually decided by those hundreths. The guys a swimming god.

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see David Attenborough waving from afar in one of these pictures.