I am married to a Jew, Mrs. Court is Jewish. So, see, I have a Jewish lover! The best! She also handles all of our finances and her father is a lawyer dealing mainly with insurance fraud. He’s the best insurance Jew! Mom is a University Professor. She professes the best facts about criminal justice! About how bad…

Or maybe he is aware and that’s fueled new antisemitic hatred in him because that Jew is the one who got to fuck his daughter instead of him.

I’m not so concerned with the color, but the fact that a majority of sheriff stars have the little globes at the end of the points means that this was not a sheriff’s star.

That is a detailed and nuanced position. I love that the first “issue” on his page is a defense of Trump University.

Of course he can’t be anti-Semitic. I mean, just look at his official policy position on Israel:

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”

Oooh, this is going to be good. She and Katrina Peirson can go on CNN and have a competition to see who can say the most batshit thing they can think of!

Bless her heart.

As a PA resident, New Yorkers are worse than people from NJ. <3

New Jerseyans ain’t stupid. They know an opportunistic shnook when they see one.

New Jerseyans ain’t stupid.

Serious answer: he is a republican who got elected governor twice in a blue state. He has actually been elected to office, unlike his new friend. He’s seen as a pragmatic law & order type who doesn’t lean hard on social issues. He has actual executive experience governing a large state, experience of the kind that…

Gonna be Christie. Gonna be Christie. Get your bets in, smart money’s on him.

I’m actually surprised that Trump hasn’t hosted a reality show to find his VP.

Seriously. Why wouldn’t a private organization support only members of their organization picking the defacto leader of that organization?

Bernie wasn’t even a fucking democrat until just a short time before he decided that the year the woman, was running was his one chance to try out a presidential campaign. Of course the DNC wasn’t paying him as much attention - he was new to the party. He had all the time he wanted to learn how things ran, the rules…

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Yeah. I really want the DNC to sit around doing fuck all until a newcomer shows up to announce he has a master plan. Which was apparently what these idiots wanted.

And wouldn’t we all be criticizing the DNC if they hadn’t had an early strategy? I know I would.

I don’t understand the argument against closed primaries. Caucuses are far more un-democratic and isn’t it logical for members of a political party to choose their own nominee? Anyone is free to register for whatever party they would like to have a voice in.

Oh FFS. Sanders was not polling with any kind of real support at the time this stuff was written. It’s not unfair to support a strong front runner to try to make sure a Dem gets the nod. You know what Sanders supporters? HRC was also favored early on in 2007/8. You know what, a black man named Barack Hussein Obama…