A gas fire which will cost him any of his remaining moderate supporters.

Every day, the prediction map on Nate Silver’s website keeps getting bluer and bluer.

My clock radio turned on this morning to a news item with his voice saying essentially “No, SHE’S the racist!”.

What the heck is he going to do for a living once he’s done with swimming? He’s dumb as a box of hair.

My mother grew up in a poor immigrant community during the Depression. She told us, and this was verified by her siblings, that when a kid came down with lice, the treatment was to rinse their hair carefully with kerosene. Keep it away from the face, of course. We felt fortunate when our elementary school had it’s…

2015 is the first time in four years that UMich had a solid win loss ratio. It is, however, a very good school academically. Football players may not be considering the number of Nobel laureates when making their decisions, though.

Unless Kylie pays his bills.

I worked for a man (only middle aged, btw) who was reluctant to hire young married or engaged women because he felt that his time training them would be wasted, that they’d just get pregnant and leave the work force. He also gave raises to young men who got married because they now had a wife to support. Gave raises…

“She has thus far refused to speak negatively about her ex-husband, which seems undeservingly patient of her.”

For a long time, we thought Peter Angelos was the worst owner in professional sports. Then Daniel Snyder came along and proved an owner could be much, much worse. I’ve come to believe that Snyder actually hates the fans or at least holds them in deep contempt.

Better yet, Adam Sandler.

I was wondering about Marylou Retton’s medal count, too.

“We don’t have a culture of bad behavior at Baylor University,”

Lesson: Don’t tell your mother some cockamamie story.

In my family, it was the opposite. My mother’s brothers all had to quit school at 16 and go to work in the coal mines, except the youngest brother who was good at football and ended up with a scholarship to college (became a teacher). The girls all graduated high school then immediately went to work. All but one moved…

Thanks, I misunderstood there for a moment.

His handlers are trying to keep him in the running for endorsement deals.

With his speed, he could have circled the whole island and made it back home before he was missed.

The announcers last night said that they were required to run in the same lane as they had during the contested race.

Now we understand why Lochte was worried about getting into trouble.