Ooooh...... chili.

Buddy Holly was from Texas. Beyonce is from Texas. Tex-Mex is pretty fucking awesome. There’s NASA, and Wendy Davis, and the city of Austin.

I have literally never read anything that makes me think anything about Texas is redeeming. Not a thing.

Houston is a relatively progressive city. I suspect that this failure was a combination of deceitful propaganda from the anti- civil rights groups, and laziness or lack of awareness on the part of progressives, who obviously didn’t get out to vote in decent numbers.

I wonder how many comments will rise about the “HurrDurrTexasredneckcousinfucker” level.

It’s more like my friend knows I don’t like him so things are awkward between us. I wanted to be honest with her (because I am a moron) so things have been strained.

Timely. I have a friend who is dating someone I hate and it’s put a strain on our friendship.

If a dude can bench 600 he's a fucking juice monkey with backne and a shrivelled dick. That is pure roid rage in that video.

See, I loved the remake because Geoffrey Rush spends the whole movie doing a pretty damn good Vincent Price impression. It’s sort of hypnotic.

Also: my steroid suspicion seems demonstrated. Benches 600? That’s deca for ye.

Has anyone mentioned ‘roid rage? No one who’s not a world-class trained athlete benches 600 on their own.

No B horror movies will ever be better than films Vincent Price were involved in. Oh, and “Motel Hell”. Can’t forget “Motel Hell”.

Re: the catty drama

I loved the Ewoks because for once, Leia got to do something on her own without sitting in the background or getting rescued by someone else. By the time she’s found, she’s already handled the situation while the boys get themselves nearly roasted to death.

“Or it could be his way of saying “sorry not sorry” for handing Beliebers a reggaetón-alluding track built on a hefty dembow that’s going on festie playlists.”

This is a good piece. The rape and slavery is almost unimaginable.

Those of us that saw any of the original trilogy in the theater the first time around and were old enough to remember any of it are now at least in our mid 40’s. So that age range has to be 29-50. But other than that, your assessment is spot on.

You point out they’ve now got perfectly well paying jobs, and $110 is nothing for tens of hours of childish excitement (once the kids have been put to bed).

Shit I’m crying right now. WTF? It reminds me of how wonderful my youth was and compared to the hell hole of my adult life.

I am between 29-40. I am neither jaded nor cynical, yet still found this commercial awesome.