“How’d he ever get reservations at Dorsia on a Friday night?”

It seems he did have some reservations, after all

You’re close. Actually it goes Fake Grindhouse Trailers > Planet Terror > Death Proof

I know it is easy to criticize but that is the major problem with Weinstein. He had enough power in the industry to basically end your career if he so chose.

Planet Terror > Death Proof

I will not hear different.

I know it’s got a bad rep as a purposefully bad movie trying way too hard to be amusing, but I fucking love Planet Terror, right down to its silly missing reel joke.

I also do the “hold up in easy to defend place and mow down waves of swat teams” thing in GTA. It’s a nice way to unwind. Not sure what that says about me.

The answer is that most people like that don’t really believe in god, they just find him to be a useful way to exert control over others.

It’s a bloodied, exhausted Neeson sharing a tiny bottle of amaretto with the last wolf alive.

The whole thing was just an extended saxophone solo.

What kind of God lets Bill O’Reilly happen to good people?

A good list, but I would add “The Raft” from Creepshow 2. I don’t remember any other part of that movie, but I was freaked out the first time I saw it. I know it may not be as iconic as some of the other items on this list, but gosh, the images of the black goo slowly killing off those swimmers still stick with me…

And to think, in 20 years, he will have been dead for 15.

My SO asked me what I thought about her tats once. Once. “At least they’re small” isn’t a great answer I guess.

These are the same morons who thought emails discussing the most widely consumed food in the United States was coded language for a child sex ring

When he gets old and fat it will naturally expand adding a refectory and an abbey

I know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards.

‘Garth Marenghi? Isn’t he the guy who writes all that horror crap?’ Well, good luck to you, you’re an idiot. Because my books always say something, even if it’s just something simple like: ‘Don’t genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men’, there’s always a message or a theme.

I first watched DarkPlace on my phone while in the hospital room while my wife was in labor.

Yes, Up with this sort of t’ing. More Graham Linehan tv now please.