You can’t expect Fox to be accurate ALL the time. They have a nation of retirees to propagandize, jeez.

To quote Sarah Silverman: “They named it 300 because that’s how gay it is on a scale from one to ten.”

I was in high school when The Core came out. My geology teacher spent an entire class just running down the reasons why, scientifically speaking, that movie sucked all the balls.

To quote Doug Benson, “300 minus 300 is the number of good movies Gerard Butler has done since 300.”

It really has gotten the point where even if I’m interested in a trailer, if I see Gerard Butler show up I immediately think, “Oh, this is going to be shit.”

Lockout is also definitely way up there for me. Not so much as an action pic, but because Guy Pearce is clearly having the time of his life being an extremely droll asshole. He acts like breaking out of Space Jail is like the 10th most exciting thing he’s done that week, I love it.

Also, Joseph Gilgun as the psychotic…

How dumb could it be?

21% of the respondents were people pissed that ‘Didn’t happen’ wasn’t on the survey.

I’ve been looking forward to this for a while, because I’ll always give Martin Campbell a shot (for Casino Royale and Goldeneye alone. Legend of Zorro is just icing). I’m glad it’s solid.

Hello, Asian person here and I do care about racial diversity in films. And I know plenty of non-white people who celebrate whenever there’s a movie or TV show featuring prominent minority characters, like Moonlight or Moana, and were offput by Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell. I hate that “well I only see…

He has sex lights off, eyes closed, and finishes with a firm handshake.

You belong among the wildflowers
You belong in a boat out at sea
Sail away, kill off the hours
You belong somewhere you feel free

RIP. Mr. Petty. I think your portrayal of Lucky on King of the Hill was under appreciated.

When I was a Little Great, the music video for “Don’t Come Around Here No More” made me cry when they turned Alice in Wonderland into a cake and ate her and she screamed as she was being swallowed by Tom Petty’s Mad Hatter.

I am normally not that guy, and I can understand that a spell/grammar check might not pick this up, but:

“Nadia. Where do you want to eat food from tonight.”
“Just saw commercial for movie with child murder clown. Let us eat there, Mikhail.”
“Agreed. His being in sewer makes me hunger for deliciousness of McNugget feast.”

Russia sure loves clowns. Look how hard they worked to get one elected as President of the United States!

I never had a problem standing for the anthem in the past, but now it feels kind of like picking a side if a do. So my solution lately when at games for the anthem and/or God Bless America (which is absurd to play during the 7th inning stretch) is to always have a huge thing of nachos in my lap, making it impossible…

“Mom’s hot!”

Hey Alex, can I come over after school? You’re mom’s going to be there, right?