People like that I just lump in as Fucking Stupid. No need for deeper social psychoanalysis—just Fucking Stupid.

People like that don’t want to have anything disturbing their convenience, their small privileges, their egos. They want the easy lies that allow them their illusions, damn their religious morals or actual…

I guarantee you that any fool that voted for Trump in 2016 re-elected Bush in 2004.

Fox News: When you can’t win on real issues, you make shit up.

America: Powered by White Sexual Frustration since 1620.

Lol. She really fucked that ensemble over for Gucci, didn’t she? I saw that in a Gucci window weeks before SkellyAnne decided to wrap her barrow-wight entity in it, and by itself, it’s a really cute ensemble.

“How can we trust something that has an albedo less than 1 around our children?”

Except that’s a bald faced lie and you know it.

Because, as George says, it isn’t a lie if you believe it.

Shit, really?

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Aren’t bootstraps Ms. Lindsey’s preferred light bondage sex toy?

Except he won on the technicality of the Electoral College, not the actual popular vote.

As I grow older, I realize this: For the ignorant who know not what they do, offer the other cheek so that they may know the evil of their action.

You remember the adage “Americans come around to doing the right thing, but only after they try everything else”?

That statement requires that there was evidence of beauty to blend in the first place.

This is Trump-era SNL. If stunt casting is their game, might as well be Jeff Goldblum as Pence-fly.

Joe “Hummer” Tanto. That was the nickname they gave Stallone’s character

Of course he doesn’t. He’s probably related to Don Simmons:

Exactly. If one was to describe Trump and his Administration in the most neutral term, you know what it would be?

For Kanye?