I’d argue it’s more like Ignorant, Stupid, and Purposefully Schizophrenic.

Therapeutic Blackface?

Pence is more like a Communion Wafer dipped in Mayonnaise Fondant and Sugar Sprinkles.

#1. She needs to be charged with that Class A misdemeanor. She should also be fined the maximum for it as well. Whether she should serve jail time or not should be left up to the victim’s discretion.

It’s really got that White Moral Panic-vibe of what gang life is, don’t it.

I didn’t’t know Smokey was all up in that kink. Not gonna shame him, though. You do you, Smokey.

Exactly. New cars used for daily driving aren’t “assets” but are tools to get things done in everyday life. Why this guy is conflating it with flippable assets like real estate or stocks is confounding.

I’m pretty sure that Kellyanne Conway is actually Famine, not Death.

Count DeMoney: “Your Majesty, It is said the peasants are revolting”

America is Patrick Bateman masturbating in front of a mirror.

It’s pretty easy to tell.

Naw. I’m pretty sure one its several sequels have ninja marines in it.

Isn’t that what a movie’s financial backer’s wet dream is when you think about it? To have this mass populist appeal based on a visceral facade while simultaneously appealing to the intellectual minority that sees the biting irony behind the viscera? That’s 100% market share, baby!

Indeed. Roth was my favorite writer at Deadspin and I miss his laser-sharp takedowns of The Big Wet President dearly.

The problem is that these are not the feelings of a fully-grown adult we are trying to empathize with, but the petulance of stunted children coddled by a racist system that’s always taken the knee in deference to American whiteness.

Indeed. That t-shirt might as well read “Privileged colonialist fuckhead since 1492 with bleach-white chips on both shoulders” in all caps.

Because Donald J. Trump is her husband?

Don’t be ridiculous.

It can be both! You’re totally allowed to laugh now and cry later where The Onion is concerned.