Nonsense. It’s because Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a child born of two fathers-a Red Lectroid and a Black Lectroid-fighting for possession of his soul.

I hear ya. And quite frankly, I think they need to restrict Booker T. Washington’s email privileges from whatever plane he’s writing from.

CBS is just the network version of Fox that doesn’t say the quiet part out loud.

Only because of COVID-19? There’s a lot more reasons to run away. Like:

Actually I immediately thought of Aries Spears:

You want to know what the cinematic equivalent of Trump is in this? It’s Damon Wayans at 1:02 :

Up until this very moment, I used to believe that table salt came from remote mines where long ago oceans used to be but finally dried up as the waters receded. I also believed that every day, a bunch of pickers harvested sea salt off the shores of the Mediterranean in order to provide sodium for their families and…

Well, the thing is, Obama has two speaking styles: one when he reads off a speech or teleprompter, which is flowing and uninterrupted, and the other which is off-the-cuff and conversational, which has all those “uhhs” and “umms” in them.

You know, I thought the movie The Talented Mr. Ripley was the most whitest media about an amoral sociopath I’ve ever encountered. I was squarely proven wrong after I read this article.

You should spray some bleach on the whole thing, just in case it’s not white enough.

What I’m interested in is why that trade twat Peter Navarro thinks he has any contribution to this conversation other than providing Trump his daily analingus therapy. Pardon you, Peter, but you are an adviser to problems of economy and trade. Stay the fuck in your own lane.

I’m sure Stephen meant to spell “fondled”, not “fumbled”.

Aye, it’s the reason my mother watches Fox News. Not only does it confirm her bias, but she most likely concludes because that there are people with fancy titles at important-sounding institutions commentating and that there is loud fanfare and urgent-looking graphics in the background that this must be the most…

Not since Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker video have I been so turned on yet so freaked out at the same damn time.

Well, here’s the thing about Trump’s (il)logic about this:

Yeah....questions. Questions that every President before his whiny, overprivileged ass answered with decorum and little complaint about bias and conspiracy of a “liberal/conservative” agenda.

Like the flow of water down the drain.

Oh, Stephen. You know that in twelve years they are going to reconcile today’s egregious action by sleeping with a black man in college and using that to justify their wokeness.

Well, here’s the real fucking problem:

I heard Yamiche Alcindor originally wanted to be up Trump’s ass like an irritant anal boil or the tip of a Converse buried deep up his colon.