If the modern GOP ever wants to change its elephant as a mascot, they should replace it with the silhouette of a used car.

Nice sneaking in of resistance in your reply.

Because he was, and still is, that dangerous to white supremacist America.

Hey, that’s how Republican presidents keeping getting into office.

Zimmy needs to re-stick his head back up his colon, go back to his cul-de-sac and stay there, preferably without saying another fucking word ever again.

It’s easy. Repeat after me:

Neutral?

The media news needs to peddle ads just like any network show does. Pandering to as wide an audience with minimal controversy is part of that shitty deal.

I want a fictional historical action movie with Robert Smalls and Bass Reeves doing covert espionage and sabotage missions against the Confederate South.

Say what you will about the tenets of the totalitarian state—but when things need to get done, they get done beaucoup quick.

“I was only following orders” is what Nazi soldiers tried to claim after they lost the war.

Poor education, poor critical thinking.

It was originally named the American Minstrelsy Channel, but AMC was already taken.

The only time a Republican will consider science valuable is when

Woulda loved to have this season finale to feature the Unnamed Ad Man’s takes on this year’s Super Bowl commercials (damn that was some hyperexcessive cross-brand synergies going on there), but thank you for this column anyway. Always appreciate the Teti angles on the ol’ NFL.

¹⁶ A woman came to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to have eternal life?”

Maybe, but “permanently embarrassing idiots” certainly is.

He was Spartacus.

Well, let’s look at the facts:

On the other hand, a Black sea captain endlessly hunting a White whale makes an excellent metaphor for American institutional racism.