No doubt, but it still would be a bad confluence of appetite, unchecked Western capitalism, and limitless technological reach.

More than likely, industrial job security.

Despite having a hydrogen-powered water still, it turns out he was drinking his own pee because he liked it!

Exactly. My thought was “You’re giving unlimited fuel to the boats of a nation with questionable marine conservation and a bottomless appetite for fish?”

Science?

You mean they haven’t cancelled HBO after Angels In America, Real Sex, Real Time with Bill Maher, Behind The Candelabra, Watchmen, and Last Week Tonight?

I’m surprised that a white pro-life organization gives a shit about The welfare of humans older than a fetus.

I will bathe in this ray of sunshine until the clouds of Capitalism roll back in again. Cheers!

Not when they think they can benefit from it or believe they have Trump under their control. Neither which is anywhere near true.

No. Warren G.

Shit, I’m surprised that the Bible that Trump got sworn on didn’t subatomically implode and kill everyone in 30 mile radius when he touched it.

Stack the book on a Bible?

The sad-assed truth is that they don’t need to pay any attention to what is being said by the House at this trial-they’ve already made up their minds what they are deciding. At this point, they’re just filling time until they conclude this kangaroo trial. They can play with their Apple Watches, fill out their $1.99…

Morris Day & The Time references never get old. They will live forever.

The one thing you’re forgetting about the Christian Right and Evangelicals is that the God they worship is the one that stares back at them with smug satisfaction every time they look in the mirror.

It’s sad to realize that 35% of the country is even stupider than that stupid, stupid man.

“But Biggie likes hanging with Bernie, that’s why!”

Juan Williams’ existence on Fox is hilarious. Never have I seen a man struggle so mightily to convince viewers that he’s more than just a straw man paid to pose as a “liberal” so the rest of those basura racists on The Five can pretend throw half-assed MAGA bullshit talking points at a typical libtard snowflake.

“MLK? Of course. Love MLK. Loved MLK since I was in college. I got the most perfect marks in college, all the math, all the English, all the history, and I’ve loved MLK ever since then. I remember the first time I met MLK in the campus cafeteria—really the most greatest meeting ever, I don’t even think Obama had a…

I’m pretty sure it’s 53 in dog years.