Say what you will about the tenets of the totalitarian state—but when things need to get done, they get done beaucoup quick.

“I was only following orders” is what Nazi soldiers tried to claim after they lost the war.

Poor education, poor critical thinking.

It was originally named the American Minstrelsy Channel, but AMC was already taken.

The only time a Republican will consider science valuable is when

Woulda loved to have this season finale to feature the Unnamed Ad Man’s takes on this year’s Super Bowl commercials (damn that was some hyperexcessive cross-brand synergies going on there), but thank you for this column anyway. Always appreciate the Teti angles on the ol’ NFL.

¹⁶ A woman came to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to have eternal life?”

Maybe, but “permanently embarrassing idiots” certainly is.

He was Spartacus.

Well, let’s look at the facts:

On the other hand, a Black sea captain endlessly hunting a White whale makes an excellent metaphor for American institutional racism.

No doubt, but it still would be a bad confluence of appetite, unchecked Western capitalism, and limitless technological reach.

More than likely, industrial job security.

Despite having a hydrogen-powered water still, it turns out he was drinking his own pee because he liked it!

Exactly. My thought was “You’re giving unlimited fuel to the boats of a nation with questionable marine conservation and a bottomless appetite for fish?”

Science?

You mean they haven’t cancelled HBO after Angels In America, Real Sex, Real Time with Bill Maher, Behind The Candelabra, Watchmen, and Last Week Tonight?

I’m surprised that a white pro-life organization gives a shit about The welfare of humans older than a fetus.

I will bathe in this ray of sunshine until the clouds of Capitalism roll back in again. Cheers!

Not when they think they can benefit from it or believe they have Trump under their control. Neither which is anywhere near true.