No. Warren G.

Shit, I’m surprised that the Bible that Trump got sworn on didn’t subatomically implode and kill everyone in 30 mile radius when he touched it.

Stack the book on a Bible?

The sad-assed truth is that they don’t need to pay any attention to what is being said by the House at this trial-they’ve already made up their minds what they are deciding. At this point, they’re just filling time until they conclude this kangaroo trial. They can play with their Apple Watches, fill out their $1.99…

Morris Day & The Time references never get old. They will live forever.

The one thing you’re forgetting about the Christian Right and Evangelicals is that the God they worship is the one that stares back at them with smug satisfaction every time they look in the mirror.

It’s sad to realize that 35% of the country is even stupider than that stupid, stupid man.

“But Biggie likes hanging with Bernie, that’s why!”

Juan Williams’ existence on Fox is hilarious. Never have I seen a man struggle so mightily to convince viewers that he’s more than just a straw man paid to pose as a “liberal” so the rest of those basura racists on The Five can pretend throw half-assed MAGA bullshit talking points at a typical libtard snowflake.

“MLK? Of course. Love MLK. Loved MLK since I was in college. I got the most perfect marks in college, all the math, all the English, all the history, and I’ve loved MLK ever since then. I remember the first time I met MLK in the campus cafeteria—really the most greatest meeting ever, I don’t even think Obama had a…

I’m pretty sure it’s 53 in dog years.

Dead is the perfect tribute song for the recently deceased at any funeral wake.

Apollo 18 is every bit Flood’s equal.

I’m pretty sure she’s biding her time until the Russian hackers do their thing.

I’m perfectly fine with her, but what I have concluded is that while the Republican media machine is the prime mover of her unfair vilifications, neither American misogyny nor her public persona help to dispel any of it.

Not pictured: Twin chandelier hood ornaments, ghost of Isaac Hayes in driver’s seat.

Never knew that Toyota manufactures Corgis for the US market.

It’s depressingly amazing how Fox News has become a vending machine that dispenses conservative stooges for sale at the press of a button.

Is that what you think it is?

Is it just me, or would Christopher Morris make an excellent GTA talk radio host? It could be awesome.