White boy’s gotta have some place to run to if he’s gonna have legal shit rain down on his ass once he stops being POTUS. Why not run to Papa Vladimir’s hometown indefinitely?

Except it has nothing to do with conservatism or belief in the end. They are literally fucking stupid. Period.

This phenomenon of time stretching is officially known as the Trump-McConnell Time Dilation Event you know.

Oh, please. The real reason the eyes are not on headlights in Pixar movies is so they can have jokes like this:

Way ahead of ya, pal:

Because Trump is exactly like them, and they to he. To admit Trump as being the obvious white, sub-mediocre, pussyassed bitch he is rather than the bullshit Alpha he pretends to be is to simultaneously implicate themselves as being the same white, mediocre, pussy-assed snowflakes they are as well.

After reading about two sentences, I can conclude a few things:

I’d pay thousands to have an alternate universe viewer just to see her light up Trump’s ass in a Presidential debate.

Neither, really. The Republicans know their base is comprised of a bunch of fucking idiots who coast on privilege, self-absorption, and negative emotions, so appealing to them with copious amount of Sturm und Drang fuckery instead of intellect will always be their first and last option. After all, that’s exactly how…

I did Trump cosplay in a Facebook reply not too long ago.

I think it’s more like one week is hate fucking followed by a solid week of make-up sex. The cycle is vicious.

Jesus, if we were to air Festivus grievances with Trump, we’ll be observing Festivus for five years straight at least.

If any network is going after the milquetoast white demographic, it’s CBS. Their cop-show dramas play directly to that type.

Of course not. I’m selective of whom I hate, and also have several gradations where I classify people I dislike.

Jordan Davis gets shot by a white man for playing music too loud at a gas station in 2012.

No More Tears my ass.

White male “geniuses” are only un-emotional and staid until their privileged stupidity gets called out in real life. After that, they’re more emo than than the Beckiest of Beckies.

So they say Musk’s inspiration for this is Blade Runner.

I was thinking more of 1988 8-bit Delorean SUV.

I’m pretty sure Sheriff David Clarke poured him that Kool-Aid from whatever Trump rally after party he attended.