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Cool.

Come pray over my 30ish year old wife’s breast cancer.

In the meantime, we’ll take the chemo and the double mastectomy.

the capital sentencing process that the statute provides is constitutionally inadequate in practice...The results of the jurors’ good-faith grappling with the law—arbitrary, biased, and erroneous death verdicts—are intolerable as a matter of due process and proportional punishment.

He’s going to be the series John Wayne, I think.

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

Application Accepted.

I don’t know what any of these words mean.

And if I had remembered that I wouldn’t have made an ass out of myself.

SIDE NOTE (Because it hasn’t been addressed yet): Blizzard just released the Ana patch (1.1.0 whatever) for consoles and it’s causing the majority of XBOX One players games to crash.

Just had 3 games in a row crash and their support forum is lighting up.

why would I even want a utility

Someone is going to have to manage you selling your excess power back to the grid and you purchasing any additional power beyond your battery capacity. Unless you want to manage that all day long.

So Tesla positions themselves as the middle man between you and the grid (i.e. everyone

Not enough.

Has anyone figured out what the castle thing is in the background of the flashback?

Tried to get a better screen shot but I suck. Also, when you blow it up it looks like a lot of kids littering the ground which makes me wonder if Ren went all Order 66 on Luke’s kid class.


That’s a good poop joke.

I mentioned it to my buddies and they said that if you flee the farm with your family it’s different.

Maybe “team sports” was a little harsh (because you can do lots of team building activities without sports ball).

I’m a firm believer that people who didn’t grow up playing team sports, or who don’t understand that they’re not a special snowflake, are the worst at Overwatch.

The problem is that talking about abortion made Jesus cry.

When Jesus cries, Republicans get angry.

... the Family Research Council accused AmeriCorps of acting as “political operatives” and dubbed them “AmeriCorpse,” saying the program was offering “support to the abortion industry.”

what’s the use of a relationship if not to have a uniquely important platform to occasionally tell a person they’re being a shithead?

Amazing. Holy shit.

I wish it were the case. I had to lengthen the time between him walking away and jumping out the window a few seconds. The shitty cut on the smoke rising gives it away because I am a failure.