Why can’t consoles have a graphics (low / med / high) setting like PCs?

You program for the High (Scorpio) and then I get to play it on Low (1st Gen Xbox One). I guess I don’t understand the problem.

Is Macklemore going to be pissed or what?

Isn’t this what Xenu did with all the galactic souls? Maybe Scientology was right after all.

My wife gets the Top Ramen.

Would you say the same thing about high prices?

Because here’s The Ritz’s bar menu.

Touche.

Clinton, whose faults have and will continue to be parsed to the point of disintegration, is unequivocally the better, more qualified, more human, more correct choice than this fuzzy enema whose name will appear alongside hers on the November ballot.

I hate you.
I love you.
I hate myself.

I think she’s a terrible, dishonest, self-serving politician who’d eat her child if it furthered her own career.

In short, she’s Donald Trump sans the real estate holdings.

Empathy.

If you don’ have it, learn it. Being able to connect with people on their level and understand their issues- not just feigning a sympathetic ear but genuinely being able to put yourself in their shoes - is crucial to business and personal success.

This would explain why every time I’ve posted a Gawker article to Facebook over the past few weeks, Mark Zuckerberg “likes it” with that stupid sad face emoji.

Depending on where you live in the US, you have the option of casting a write-in vote. Essentially, if you don’t like any of the candidates, you could “write-in” a vote for:

- Giant Meteor
- Bubonic Plague
- Alien Invasion
- Adolf Linkler
- Etc

It’s a way to participate in the process (“yes, I voted”) without being forced…

At least have the common fucking decency to cast a write-in vote.

She’s the bruh who tests the other bruhs without realizing she’s being tested too.

She hates Arya and she can’t get over it. I think, in the long run, that is more a liability to them than Arya.

I mean., they exist within the political landscape - as much as they try and act neutral (we only kill blah blah bah) - they…

I figured Arya was done with the Many Faced God this episode. I think she’ll escape Braavos but they will hunt her down in the end. The Faceless Men don’t seem like a group who will give up.

Alternative opinion. Jaquen (sic) knew she could’t be a Faceless Man. At least she couldn’t be in ideal assassin. He knows this…

This is America. Marijuana is still, federally, a Schedule 1 drug despite the insane amount of scientific research that shows it’s not only less harmful than alcohol but it does, in fact, have medicinal benefits.

So yeah. While I’m all for alternative treatments (like Ibogaine), it’s not going to happen overnight.

If you have a beard but can’t change a tire.

Shave.

*BAEZ PUTS ON BABY-MAKING MUSIC*

BAEZ: NOW, CASEY, LET’S DISCUSS YOUR FEE.

Sunday morning movies are rarely full and I can get 2x IMAX 3d tickets for the price of an evening version.

THE SILVER SCREEN IS MY ROCK AND MY SALVATION.

Also, Costco, FTW.

Right. But without Origins, would you have gotten Deadpool?