Is Macklemore going to be pissed or what?

My wife gets the Top Ramen.

Touche.

Clinton, whose faults have and will continue to be parsed to the point of disintegration, is unequivocally the better, more qualified, more human, more correct choice than this fuzzy enema whose name will appear alongside hers on the November ballot.

I hate you.
I love you.
I hate myself.

I think she’s a terrible, dishonest, self-serving politician who’d eat her child if it furthered her own career.

In short, she’s Donald Trump sans the real estate holdings.

Empathy.

If you don’ have it, learn it. Being able to connect with people on their level and understand their issues- not just feigning a sympathetic ear but genuinely being able to put yourself in their shoes - is crucial to business and personal success.

If you have a beard but can’t change a tire.

Shave.

*BAEZ PUTS ON BABY-MAKING MUSIC*

BAEZ: NOW, CASEY, LET’S DISCUSS YOUR FEE.

Sunday morning movies are rarely full and I can get 2x IMAX 3d tickets for the price of an evening version.

THE SILVER SCREEN IS MY ROCK AND MY SALVATION.

Also, Costco, FTW.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas…

Hillary Clinton = being forcibly sodomized by a donkey while your bff live streams it on Facebook.

Donald Trump = being forcibly sodomized by an elephant while your bff live streams it on Facebook.

Both options are awful. The only difference is the size of their dick.

Your party hurt itself by pretending Hillary is a Democrat.

Looks fantastic.

What desk is that? I have a glass L- shaped desk that, while I love the space, I could do without glass (and go with a wood / something else top) - but the lower half of that desk is gorgeous.

I wish “Being a Good Person” was a sport.

That way we could watch both of them fail.

The Tim Tebow Book for Kids Who Can’t Quarterback Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

DELETE

Father?

That is ... insane. But ok.