4th day in a row that the Closet Light is shown, 4th day in a row that the Discount Code is no longer valid, and yesterday the price even increased. It’s been in the comments everyday, so why are they still shown?

4th day in a row that the Closet Light is shown, 4th day in a row that the Discount Code is no longer valid, and…

My mom owns me online constantly.

Pffft. If I’m walking around shirtless it’s because I’m too lazy to go find a shirt, not because I’m hoping it’ll entice you to sleep with me.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Yoga with Adriene is definitely one of the best channels out there. She’s a bit heavy on the spiritual side for my liking but she makes up for it with everything else.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Not at all surprising coming from a shitbag program like notre dame

Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

And this is why I read everything you post on this site, including every single “Why Your Football Team Sucks,” even though I don’t actually watch football. (Well, okay, I also grew up in the heart of Steelers country and everything you say about Steelers fans is true so I also like that)

Oh man we get those Cordell & Cordell ads on the major market radio stations here in Minneapolis too! It’s real sad to hear the ones with Barry Sanders as the spokesperson.

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

This being Detroit, fans will probably piss and moan about the one goal he did allow and demand that the Wings find an upgrade at goalie.

Drew is way ahead of you: http://www.gq.com/story/a-word-for-donald-trump-voters

See if you can get Drew to sign something when he shows up at your front door to kill you on Friday evening.

She came to our school to debate the female attorney behind Roe Vs. Wade. Afterward she kept going on about when she was a little girl, her family never locked their door in St. Louis. “But you had William S. Burroughs as a neighbor. You should have locked the door,” I replied. She had no idea who Burrroughs was.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

I was born in the 70s, I lived in Indiana, my dad worked for GM for 30 years, and I still can’t believe anyone wants a C4 (or a Fox body Mustang, while I’m at it.)

We don’t hold much love for any ‘Vette built between 1974 and, oh, say 1989...