Pretty ridiculous take, especially as the trailer doesn’t even talk about that someone was killed, and we haven’t yet seen how the film actually handles the accident.

Guess James Cameron shouldn’t have made Titanic. Inspired by an event where loss of life occurred but the story line is patently fictitious. It’s Hollywood....go outside and touch some grass.

The Brady Foundation has a better program: get rid of your fucking guns.

Since you are doing “does it really work” segments, would you try to find out if these LED hats, brushes, combs actually stimulate hair growth? Unfortunately, the FDA is only allowed to evaluate these products for safely not efficacy.

“To begin, draw an S. For snake. Or ... Seattle.”

They’re really gonna burninate up the competition this year.

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

YES, she was phenomenal. When she lost it at her mom and said something like “Im sorry I am not nice anymore! if I hadn’t had your voice in my head telling me to be nice, I wouldnt have helped the guy with the dog!” I lost it. Such heartbreak, such a good moment. 

Brie Larson in Room. Jesus. So good. Made my husband cry.

So “Clover Hope” is the new name used by the “Bot Formerly Called Hamilton Nolan”? I’m curious, why was the HamNo Dumb Controversy Generator moved to Jezebel? Is Albert Burneko going to write boxing pieces here, or has that part of the project been dumped? Are we going to get a picture of Cloverdale to go with the…

Any list that completely omits Cruising USA and/or Cruising World is fraudulent. 

And if they do pass you that way, hopefully you held onto your red shell for the right opportunity and didn’t just waste it as soon as you got it.

Bring F1 back to Detroit. I saw Senna win there in 1988 in the all conquering McLaren MP4/4

I’m imagining Lauren walking into the GMG offices this morning and just casually chucking an octopus into the hallway.

The Browns once lost because LB Dwayne Rudd removed his helmet on-field while celebrating the opposing team missing their game-winning kick as time expired. The Browns were penalized, and the opponent went on to make the do-over kick, from closer in, with no time on the clock, to beat them.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE SIGNED RGIII. We won’t sign Kaep because we’re afraid it’ll cause a media circus but we sign a fucking quarterback that hasn’t played in two seasons.

The real tipoff was that they noticed that this Troy Polamalu had dandruff.

I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.