I hate myself for loving that film.

[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”

I constantly see people wearing Detroit vs Everybody shirts here.

These people live in Oakland County, which might as well be the inverse of Detroit: Overwhelmingly white, conservative, and has functioning public services. The only time you fuck with Detroit is for the Eastern Market on on Saturdays or Tigers games.…

I beg you to consider the negative impact ridding the world of epee: without epee, Will Shortz will never be able to complete another puzzle.

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

I’d have pegged you as more of a Rex Morgan, M.D. kind of guy, chortling to yourself while reading it on your hot couch in your not air-conditioned apartment.

I couldn’t help but read that in Daniel Brühl’s voice.

That is what racing is all about... chasing other assholes to the finish line

I have a copy in my track bag. It has entertained many a Saturday night.

No kidding.

Damn, the casting for Rush was picture-perfect.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

I miss Vlad

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

Oh shit. Touche, sir.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

The 30-inch Zyla