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sumup: gawker media and others were trolled into joining some nerd's e-beef with 4chan

Hey but many pageviews were had and ad-revenue was solid for all news sites rushing to the "look how evil 4chan is" bandwagon...so it's not a total loss!

What a waste of everyone's time and outrage

Men can't be objectified. You also can't sexually assault men because it's not assault if they like it.

Expect @NFLPA to respond "no backsies."

Fucker. Made me laugh out loud at work and exposed my laziness.

30 is definitely old for an NFL running back (as a 32 year-old, this is very depressing). There's been lots of research on this subject (here's one example: http://www.footballperspective.com/a-closer-look-…) and the general takeaway is that RBs, even very good ones tend to peak around age 25 or 26 decline slowly

I don't know if I'd go that faaaaaaaaar. I read some quick and dirty stats that said prevalence of crime in the NFL is slightly below the national average. It's just more publicized. The issue, I think, is that the NFL has continued to minimize domestic violence and allowed players who were god-awful human beings, in

Leon: Can't believe that updog.

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Steve Smith's got nothing but love for his lady after a long day of punching teammates in the face at practice.

Steve Smith is everything we want the modern NFL player to be: a family man, hard-worker, overachiever, and smart enough to write his thoughts down because he knows he won't remember them in 15 years.

A lot of ups and downs in that marriage.

-6 (foot drop)

Nailed it!

Perfect.

Cant.Stop.Laughing.

Too bad more people won't click on a soccer story to see this comment. It made me laugh in an out loud manner.

They should create a Comment of the Month award just for this.

Oh man that made me laugh