I have no idea where you are from...

Well, they used to be. Haven't seen many of 'em for a while. Nowadays, some of my best friends are Australian. All white. All atheist. Mostly drunk.

There's no humblebragging, it's just bragging. Montgomery County is a wonderful, civilized, liberal place to live and we correctly look down on ill-educated peasants such as yourself. I hope that's clear now.

The Montgomery County School District in Maryland is taking the War on Christmas to its logical conclusion

You mean only people you directly address may reply to you? Gawker Media must have slipped that into the fine print.

Nobody in Montgomery County, MD is trying to ban sharia. It's one of the most affluent, whitest and most liberal places in the United States. It's local taxes are high [I know, I pay them], it's public schools are superb [I know, I went to them] and its people are very well educated. Odds are that the people of MoCo…

There are no fundies on the school boards in Montgomery County. I live in the county and it is one of the wealthiest and most liberal counties in the United States. [Sometimes referred to as the "treasury of the Democratic party."]

"Marge, it takes two to lie — one to lie and one to listen."

Do you want to be kissed by strangers? I sure as hell do not. Don't want to be kissed, hugged or touched by strangers. I'm really not all that keen on them looking at me, but I can't do anything about it so I've learned to live with it.

I haven't seen a lot of that yet, but I'm not a regular Jezebel reader and don't intend to stick around to monitor the conversation so I'll just take your word for it.

I don't see anything controversial about this article. I'm not sure a groin-shot is always the best, most efficient way to elude an attacker, but it's certainly something that should be considered and, if necessary, employed. What's the big deal? If someone attacks you, do what you gotta do.

It's hard to make it in journalism these days...

Ms Dunham's statement that "I'm not super thin, but I'm thin, for like, Detroit" is so dripping with contempt and loathing for blacks and poor people that I would have thought Rush Limbaugh spoke those words. She's definitely a racist.

Would have been better to keep the interview and make it clear she intended to ask Cosby about the rape allegations. Then let him cancel.

Jesus fucking Christ.

That sucks, if true. But there are a few of us straight guys who really pay little or no attention to the appearance of the women around them. I think if women stopped trying so hard — and judging from what I see, many women have — they might be surprised how little men object or even notice.

That's one more viral titty video than I'll ever make.

That is so obvious it's almost a travesty you had to type it.

Keep eating at Taco Bell and you'll never be alone. You'll always have your tapeworms to keep you company.

Nobody is worth giving up curly fries.