Jeez, they could have at least made her bust bigger.

Bravo

I believe he was in every single blockbuster of the 1990s. That was the law back then.

I'm the WASPiest WASP in the world and I've never heard of this woman or been anywhere near her home.

Eh, I'm sure some feminists care about men. Others don't. What difference does it make? I'm a man and I don't care whether feminists are concerned with my well-being or the general well-being of men. That's not their job or responsibility. I can look after myself. They've got enough to worry about.

Probably no worse than what Joan Rivers would say if it were someone else in the hospital.

She's at least ten years younger than most of her viewers.

Aniston sampled a little of her pal's breast milk.

Public fights on Twitter.

Well, fortunately the case wouldn't come before this woman judge, since she's thankfully no longer a judge.

Jeebus, what a lunatic. Anyone who would do that to someone won't be able to stay out of trouble before long. I hope he's caught and an example is made of him.

I have a wonderful golden retriever. Before that, I lost a wonderful golden retriever to cancer. He was my best friend in the world for 12 fantastic years. After I adopted him, no one ever said "Here comes Dac." It was always "Here comes Dac and [the dog]." We went everywhere together. I was inconsolable after he died…

I misplace old people all the time. I thought everyone did that.

Having worked on the Hill, I know there are more than a couple of old lechers permanently encamped in our federal legislature.

Everyone was so much more into sex at the age of 12 than I was. All I cared about was sports and sci-fi. If I'd seen a Playboy at the age of 12 I'd have shrugged and thought: Needs more football and fewer boobies.

This is the thing people who bash DC's finances don't understand. Constitutionally, the DC government cannot collect rent on property owned by the federal government. DC does get paid by the feds for that land, but the payments are tiny compared to the tax revenue they would generate for the city.

"I'm an artist, lady! This is for art. Keep your damn hands to your se— Dammit, what did you do with my Dockers?"

Trachtenberg took a lot of my money when I was a law student at GWU, so if anyone out there wants to punch him in the nose, I promise to testify as a character witness on your behalf.

If he's a professional photographer and has had sex at some point in his life, she'll probably have to do more than that to arouse him.

Yeah, she's kinda digging it.