I'm pretty sure the US Women's Soccer Team was named Sportswomen of the Year 15 years or so. They would have been on the cover.

Seriously, that's all I saw.

I'm not sure what you're getting so upset about. I didn't object to what they did here. It's not particularly clever or creative, as I've mentioned, but it isn't offensive. And I am not hung up on whether it is pornography or not. I don't care. I think the law and most media outlets would consider anything with an…

Yes, seriously. And stop calling me Gawd. It's flattering, but unnecessary.

Actually, most of the cartoons do NOT depict douchebags at all and only one indicates a selfie being taken. Most of them are "sympathetic" drawings, with a couple being obviously and openly sexual because the subject is turgid.

Not buying that at all. You didn't need to watch the show to enjoy the movie. I knew people who fit that description perfectly. The show didn't doom the movie. Turns out most people just don't care about a western-themed sci-fi story with a stupidly esoteric name. I liked it. But most people had no interest. As I've…

It's not possible for this post to go over anyone's head. I think that was sort of the point. But, as I pointed out, it's also catering to Disney obsession.

51 years old and staring into strangers' windows for a cheap thrill. This is a pretty good sign your life hasn't exactly fulfilled its promise.

You could literally copy and paste that justification from every producer of a failed TV show. They all say that. You know why "Firefly" got moved around? Because it failed in every time slot they gave it. Do you know why they stopped supporting it? Because they understood they would just be throwing more money down…

I cannot think of a worse title for Firefly than "Star Raiders."

Today, "Firefly" would have gone to Syfy or AMC and been just fine.

I love "Firefly" but Fox made the right call on that. Sure, they didn't treat the show well, knocking it around on the schedule and making it hard to find in the days before the dvr. But that happened to plenty of shows and some of them survived. "Firefly" had consistently dismal ratings and the fact that the movie,…

Mark Schrayber didn't start it, but he has been part of it.

It's nothing to do with gay men. It's a Jezebel thing. That's why I specifically referenced this site in my first sentence. [Go look, it's still there.] Google the reference, should be easy. Mark Schrayber didn't start it, but he has been part of it. In his case, perhaps somewhat reluctantly. But my point is that it's…

No, it does not, which is why I never made that assertion. The point, which I thought was fairly obvious, is that Allstate donates a lot of money to politicians who oppose equal rights for gay Americans. Allstate does not donate the money for that reason, but that is the inevitable result of their donations to the…

If you did not expect this from Jezebel then you don't know Jezebel. I'm not a regular reader of the site, but even I know this is exactly what Jezebel does. This is their thing.

Considering less than one in four American women identify as feminists, I'd say this "matriarchal society" is a pretty distant fantasy.

WTF are you ranting about? I'm not whipped. I'm just not as bothered by their hypocrisy as you are. I expect no better. Go get a life, loser. Find something more important than Jezebel to get your undies in a bunch.

I don't have to claim what they believe, they're quite open about it.

The point is, Allstate donates a lot of money to people who think gay Americans should be paying taxes like full citizens, but not enjoying the rights of full citizens. That's the point. Not that Allstate is particularly evil among insurance companies. That's not an assertion that I made.