Copulators. Accurate and sounds kind of important-like.

Also, the word, 'lovers'. Totally squicks me out.

He was on national TV, was he supposed to say fucking?

Agreed. It's an incredibly stupid phrase. You're not making anything, apart from, perhaps, a fetus. Or the beast with two backs.

Not sure I could tell the difference between a teenage girl and a demon based on text messages alone. Although if the texts are being typed faster than you can read them, it's probably a teenage girl.

I'm a 31-year-old male and in my social circle of male friends, going to see strippers is seen as seriously lame. We prefer to leave that sort of thing to women and dumb guys. I organized the bachelor party for my best friend earlier this year and I had us all go to a Nationals game and then a gigantic round robin…

Whenever I can. But I particularly enjoy holding it against Target.

I have two problems with Target:

Is Target the best place to attract an audience of middle aged men? I've seen middle aged men in Target, but I've seen far more middle aged women. [YMMV, of course.]

That's because you don't know enough about Cato. I find their economic critiques to be silly, but I agree with much of what they write about national security policy. They were just about the only critics of the Iraq War on the right wing.

So, basically, Ms Albright agrees with Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich and John McCain, who have all said the same thing recently.

My best friend is a gay man. [I'm a straight man.] We sat courtside, midcourt, in the VIP section of the Washington Kastles victory over the Philadelphia Freedom last night. I got to meet Billie Jean King, Martina Hingis and Bobby Reynolds. My best friend works in the media and got these tickets and the first thing he…

As long as they don't ask us to sing "Football, Football Uber Alles" after the national anthem.

You left Florida as an unlivable swamp filled with angry natives who couldn't wait to see the back of you. Rather like Cuba. And the Philippines. And Mexico. Peru. Shit, the entire Spanish empire was a gigantic device for torturing and murdering natives while digging up as much of their valuable minerals and shipping…

Yeah, that's the truth. I know a couple of people who live in Florida. Fine persons, both of them. The stories they tell me are almost worse than what I read on the Internet. I know there are good people in Florida just like I know there are good people in Texas, Alabama, Arizona and Oklahoma.

Nah, I think Florida is in the news so often because apart from a very few places, it's the toilet of the south.

The networks will do what the NFL wants because the NFL rules. I was doing some research earlier this year for an Australian journo who is a friend of mine. He was writing a story about the cultural and economic impact of the Super Bowl and the NFL in general and I found that about 34 of the 35 highest-rated fall 2013…

Dear Florida,

Dear Florida,

People wondering if this adult man had a circumcision for religious reasons is your evidence of anti-Semitism?