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"What's the big deal?"

Well, this "get her back" stuff is obviously a public relations stunt to sell records. Looks like it might not be working. If I had to guess, I'd bet he wants to get his ex-wife back if it sells more records, but not if being single sells more records. Sometimes seems as if virtually all of showbiz these days is…

I'm sure those sales numbers are disappointing, but he's found a time-honored way to keep his spirits up.

I guess they only revoke your license if the rape victim has a pulse.

WTF is an "eligible infant"?

It happened at a Majorca sex club. Those guys got their rocks off somehow before the night ended.

There is only one Khan Noonien Singh and he is played by Ricardo Montalban.

Wrong Star Trek movie. He was in the second. Winona was in the first.

Very few professors would work at Oxford if they could find similar employment at Harvard. Last I checked salaries for Harvard professors averaged about twice what Oxford professors are pulling down. And Oxford's endowment is also inferior. MIT thumps Oxford, too. Like a lot of "respectable" institutions in the UK,…

Seems like good news to me. If millennials are not putting much thought or effort into finding love it's probably because they have their priorities straight.