hate it all you want, but there are different types of uncertainty. There’s good uncertainty, which is not knowing exactly how much X company or Y industry is going to grow in the next year, which feeds speculation and buying, and then there’s bad uncertainty, like not knowing how badly oil is going to take a hit in…

Even tougher when there’s no 401K to speak of, but you’ve got a nice installment plan going from your three-day ICU stay two years ago that’s on track to be paid off by 2024.

Hah, shows what you know. I didn’t even have the price of a new car in my 401(k) to begin with!

“Our own office is in Times Square, I’m sure that’s not a dangerous place to be amidst a global pandemic at all.” - This is not a pandemic, that’s what the Soviets want you to think. I have words on this matter, we will resist and fight the Jojaba virus at every corner. I am the best thing that ever happened to…

The author is calling it that. Which is why Midwesterners complain about this site’s depictions of Midwestern food.

Can’t wait for cruise lines and airlines and energy companies to get big bailouts and tax breaks, but nothing to directly help actual people impacted, nor anything to address systemic issues exposed by the pandemic (paid sick leave, universal health care). Always money to protect the bottom line of companies, never…

i don’t even watch this show and i love these recaps so, so much.

He drank champagne and he ate shit.

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

Parsing Trump’s tweets isn’t worth anyone’s time. Here’s the cycle:

There’s equal real evidence for either interpretation. If pressed, I’d say both are total horseshit.

I mean, if Peter was really, truly in love with Madison as he claims to be, why would he sleep with one of the other women during Fantasy Suites? I mean Colton managed not to sleep with anyone. In the early seasons of the show, sex was rare. There’s nothing that says he had to have sex, and I have a difficult time…

Peter seems like a good guy, but he was a TERRIBLE Bachelor. 

There was a great write-up a couple of weeks ago on the Ringer about the difference between a good and an effective Bachelor. Apparently the ratings have been really good this season despite Peter being shockingly bad at this. Like all time bad. At least with Juan Pablo there was this decisiveness and clarity to him,…

That is a very safe bet:

What you might be missing is that these clowns are in Utah where, due to our geography, we regularly have the most polluted air in the nation. Because of the winter inversions along the Wasatch front we have dozens of winter days where kids can’t play outside as the air is classified as dangerous to breathe. It’s not…

Should I have to pay a hefty fine

It makes me sad that people like you frequent this website :(

Annnnd...we know who’s voting for Trump come November.

Okay.