If the rumors are true, and he’s going to go off and convince/persuade/force Madi to Give Him Another Chance...

Yeah, it’s a pretty tired take. Their conception of Midwest cooking seems to be stuck in the 1950s. I’ve spent my entire life, more or less, in the Midwest, and what they describe isn’t like anything I’ve ever seen. I have been to many a church festival, and never once have I been served anything suspended in aspic or…

Sorry, but every single article ripping on Midwest food sounds horribly pretentious. Every single one. 

Vladimir Putin, an incompetent gangster insecure over the functioning of his dick

Coronavirus cutting 1//3 of Nissan’s profits? That’s a loss of what? $7.82?

For YEARS writers across many car mags and websites (Jalopnik especially) kept saying “when oil goes back up, people will move away from SUVs and trucks in droves”

erected on Texas’s Highway 69

CPAC:

“It’s gonna be very interesting to see what happens because of this coronavirus,” Gosar said in a video posted to YouTube. “It’s really hampering trade from China, so this is an opportunity for America to shine. Our manufacturing, our services, all those things we can build on.” 

You know what I don’t need? Screens that stretch from pillar to pillar. There are a limited number of things I need to know while I’m driving. Speed, maybe the remaining range, and then the info about what song is playing, or what playlist I’m on.

I liked this episode a lot more than you did.

For some reason, my favorite moment in this episode was wordless: when Hitchcock at the end says his problem is that he is a workaholic, and Holt looks totally bewildered, and Rosa, sitting next to him, makes a gesture to reassure him that he shouldn’t worry about it. That just killed me for some reason. Maybe it was…

Ah! The Mayan calendar for archeologists 4 thousand years from now. :)

Still moves faster than the line at the DMV.

I always just got an envelope that could have anything from $1 to $100 in it.

Bummer. Mobile games are just so

I feel the same way about shoveling the driveway. Super satisfying. Not that I would turn down a free snowblower, but I just like watching the progress meter fill up. The progress meter being a neatly cleared driveway.

Im pretty sure when I was young, after I mowed someone’s lawn theyd give me a box I couldnt open until hours later as a reward..  I dunno where you lived..  

Well the other day I found out what I thought were macaroons are actually macarons. I’m not really sure how you spell cologne. I still don’t know every state AND their capital. Like Montana, have no clue what’s its capital is. I still don’t know how to gut and clean a fish despite having gone fishing many times. I…