Does eating face count?

I don’t understand Peter. Part of my mind just refuses to believe that anyone could be this clueless.

Tesla stock hit $900 for one reason only - enough people believe that some sucker out there will pay $901. Tesla is doing well and is a growth company but their stock price is pure speculation at this point. When the music stops it will not be pretty.

On reading your second gear headline, Coronavirus stock just jumped by 120%.

Between the flag-humping pregame, the fake performative Christians clutching their pearls about halftime, the team with the racist nickname winning, and then the President not knowing which state that team’s city is in, this Super Bowl was the perfect microcosm of America.

Shakira was excellent. Singing, dancing, playing multiple instruments. She killed it. More talent in her fingernails than I have in my entire body.

As often as J-Lo was grabbing her crotch, I was wondering if she just really, really needed to fap for some reason

Are you implying you’d have some kind of problem with JLo doing a halftime show that’s just her masturbating?

Hot take. Linearity isn’t inherently a bad thing.

Her charity idea was apparently *that* good

Imo, they achieved on perfect twist in the first season. Any attempts to recapture that would’ve likely failed because the audience would be on the lookout, and it would run the risk of just trying to do the same thing over and over again. There were surprises, and the show was oftentimes unpredictable. But there was…

I feel like a huge grumpy spoil sport, but I found the Seth bit hard to even watch. I loved the finale (after a very uneven—for myself—final season) but the endless toasts especially (which apparently is an Amy Poehler thing? OK....) felt like something I think the cast deserves to do for themselves but I... didn’t…

I think the twist here is there is no twist. No rugs to pull, no deadline to beat. In the end, everyone landed in the right spot, organically, for their characters. To me, that was the most satisfying way to approach it. The right, obvious finish usually is, because you spend all the time leading up to it, even the…

As for how The Good Place stacks up overall, I think it’s first two years were great, and its final two significantly weaker, even considering this excellent finale. In particular, almost the entire final season felt pretty inessential. I just did season rankings and favorite episodes for Arrow, and I’m in the mood,…

MARY STEENBURGEN!

In the end, The real Good Place is the Bad Place we made along the way

This was indeed soul-crushingly sad if you look at it from Janet’s perspective. She evolves the ability to love and be loved only to see her loved ones, one by one, venture into an unknowable next stage where she can never follow. All credit to Carden, who was wonderful in this episode, but that thought leaves me way…

Man. Sometimes actors should just stay in their lane.

Butter Distribution Etiquette, obviously.