Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is hilarious. He’s so good at playing a complete idiot.

Love Samberg and love time travel/loop movies. I will be eagerly awaiting this one.

In partnership with plant-based food company Strong Roots

“This whole damn thing feels like a gigantic missed steak”

Yeah look I’m not a scientist of any sort but the idea that smelling something delicious will make me want to eat it less is the stupidest bullshit I’ve ever heard.

Our sense of smell is strongly connected to our ability to taste, therefore experiencing food related cues such as smelling a bacon aroma can lead us to imagine the act of eating  that food... FTFY

Hey, maybe the people who’ve known each other twelve years and love hanging out and make each other laugh and discovered they had amazing chemistry when they kissed should, I dunno...date each other?

Seemed like Claire wanted to bang Kevin the way she kept touching his face. Jesus that was uncomfortable to watch.

The other exec who was coming onto Temple’s mother? You guessed it. Frank Stallone

This season, sometimes I feel like I’m watching the Kevin Pearson version of How I Met Your Mother. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing...

“I’ve never been attracted to him before and wouldn’t want anything to happen between us again, anyway, even if the kiss was hot.”

One of my closest friends kissed me while very drunk, told his female partner, and now he’s not allowed to see me anymore, even in group settings.

Kevin was on Days of Our Lives around the year 2000? Did he ever have a scene with Jessica Lockhart or Dr. Drake Ramoray?

“But the economy is strong!” continues to be parroted despite nobody in the middle class getting a piece of said “strong economy.” We in the US live in a service-based economy, you can’t really have that if nobody has money to pay for these services. Can’t afford milk? Dairies go out of business. Can’t afford…

I first thought this kid was reviewing Shirley Temple the person, and was ready for some hot takes on her ambassadorial role in Czechoslovakia and Ghana.

You shouldn’t be writing about this kid. He’s going to replace someone at The Takeout because he’s younger, faster and works for Shirley Temples.

Their (expected) reactions to the location made me realize that it took a while, but I’ve officially lived here long enough where it’s okay for ME to make fun of Cleveland, but don’t you fucking dare without coming here and eating first. We are an *excellent* food city.

Me am confident both of those are wrong.

Due to some unfortunate life events, my wife and I went through a rough financial patch lasting a half decade or so. During that time, we procured a vehicle with the assistance of my step-father, it was in his name only. Nothing fancy, a Dodge Caravan I got for a good deal because it was 1 year old and had 45k on it…

I made that joke at an office party last year and I saw a guy react in such a way that not only told me that he thought I was being sincere, but it physically hurt him.