I am most excited to learn that Ray Lewis and Phil Simms are both contained on one Showtime program that I can conveniently not watch.

Seriously nice opening to the Jamboroo. That was some unexpected, but thoughtful and high-quality writing on the anthem. Also love the transition into QOFTSA. Bravo, Drew!

Because the fix was in, that's why

Gotta admit, I clicked just to find out what the hell ASMR stood for. Then come to find out there's a whole streaming community dedicated to this type of thing. Then comes the realization that I no longer understand this world I live in... it has left me far, far behind.

I don't know anything about Tortorella but... I support this policy in international competition. Good for him. But when at home, coaching a Blue Jackets game, nope, doesn't fly. I don't care if that's a contradiction. Perfectly appropriate to air your dirty laundry at home, show dissenting opinions, commit to the…

Having to play against Trinidad and Tobago at the same time? Madness! What a shit draw

I love/hate this team and have so for 20 years. Thanks for reminding me of what I had forgotten... that is how much of a piece of shit ole JR is. There is no supporting this man. The flimsiest argument in his favor is that he's the only current owner that used to be a player. BIG DEAL! He's still a billionaire…

Not sure. I know plenty of guys that probably wear "Free Brady" footie pajamas and think it's a national tragedy that he didn't appeal his suspension to the U.S. Supreme Court. Plus all the bandwagoners they have gained over the years. I'm speculating quite a lot

Fuck you right in your pale, undercooked dome piece. You have the smell of a Patriots or Steelers fan.

I think the worst thing about the gobs of insufferable Steelers fans is that most of them DON'T LIVE IN PITTSBURGH! If you love the black and yellow so much then please, please move back there and take your god damn towels and shit-eating smug cake-holes with you

If I had a nickel for every time I said "my finger is disgusting right now"... uh, wait

This post and the fan contributions are outstanding. Best so far. But the gold star that I did not see coming in this treasure-trove is Matt's story about John Kitna. Holy hell I'm still laughing at that one.

I’m just really puzzled at all the hate this game gets from the Kotaku community. Where does it come from? I check this site pretty frequently and in no way does NMS news come close to the amount of over-exposure that games like Pokémon Go, Overwatch, Destiny (and others) receive.

I appreciate the quick summary of what's been happening with the game. However, I don't appreciate the derision towards its fans... the snide undertones weren't just aimed at the redditors losing their shit but all fans everywhere of NMS.

I've played a ton of Civ on pc and Rev on console. Man, Civ Rev does not get enough love. It was a great, condensed version of Civ and you could complete a playthrough in an evening. I still love how the triremes came with a settler that could disembark and explore. So awesome!

How was it determined that he's 30? Cut off a limb and count the rings?

Original F-Zero was a masterpiece. I still have fond memories of firing up the Blue Falcon and zoning out while playing my own soundtrack. Oddly enough, Pink Floyd's Animals fits quite nicely and was my standard

One major aspect of the DZ that I think affects the more risk-averse players is the potential loss of exp. It's one thing to drop items and credits, but the exp loss is an entirely different animal. Especially so considering that a large number of Division players are Destiny players who have been subject to the most…

I don’t like to be that guy, but this post is literally 4 sentences. And the first one, the opening one, the longest one... makes no sense. Either the word “while” should be omitted or the “, but”.

Unless you're Cam Newton. Or RGIII's knees