“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

I feel like Deadspin’s good takes to bad takes ratio has dipped steadily over the last year and some. Kinda wondering what the deal is? It used to be if they were presenting something as a universal truth I was generally on board, but lately not a lot... Still the best comment section on the interwebs though.

The conceit that everyone was just in it for the love of sneakers until recently is unmitigated BS. Welcome to capitalism. Sorry the soccer moms have found your subculture.

This title is dangerously close to clickbait. It makes Seinfeld out like he’s a jerk and trying to screw people. As stated in the article after the click, Jerry didn’t do anything wrong. Jerry is just asking the folks crying that they prove it isn’t what it’s supposed to be. 

If you don’t like basketball, it is.

the Nuggets & Bucks are pointless.

The Knicks have repeatedly dumped everybody to clear space for stars that didn’t come, and ended up overpaying average or worse players as a result, but you think they suddenly have an actual plan where they’ve done the legwork?

“I can’t afford to buy an apartment/house but can totally afford a $130K fun car”

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

My memory of Lewis will always be of a guy who talked about expecting his players to be charecter people and yet the string of guys like Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict playing big roles on the team. While I understand that could be because of owner/GM Brown, it seemed like a lot of those players were guys that Lewis…

Not only are Mack’s takes good, they are good six months before the story even publishes!

So wait, I’m certainly not an nfl apologist, but what exactly is the nfl expected to do here? An incident occurred, police were called and a report was filed. No charges were pressed. The team was made aware and let the nfl know. The nfl investigated, asked for video from the hotel and Cleveland pd, and were denied.…

Scat Back Causes Scat Attack in Fisher Kid’s Khaki Pants

I love Tesla, but at this point, I’m much more apt to believe that Musk is saying whatever it takes make him look like a hero, rather than believe his words outright.

Ohio: What if we took everything terrible about the Deep South and added cold weather?

BALK. Runner advances.

Joe West just called a balk on Markelle Fultz.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.