If the car was black, they wouldn’t have even arrested her.

I had an old girlfriend who hated rice. Could never understand why. Something to do with the texture, maybe? Of course, she was a fucking idiot, so who the hell knows.

The “children’s safety” scores were only higher because they got to use their dead parents as crumple zones.

Other than not fitting into a cupholder, you pretty much just want a Cornish pasty. Durable crust that’s crimped on the edge, makes a nice handle. Designed to be a complete, handheld meal for coal miners. Beef, potatoes, onion. What else do you need?

I just saw “total earnings” and “coach” and assumed they were bragging about having a strength and conditioning coach pulling down $700k.

That’s the most awkward-looking swing I’ve seen outside of T-ball. he looks like he’s about to fall over after missing a batting practice toss by eight inches.

Tebow wasn’t willing to play in the CFL or Arena League to prove to NFL teams that he had quarterback skills. He sure as fuck ain’t riding the bus playing “AA” baseball.

It’s WHEELS, man! Six WHEEL drive! Not SIX AXLE DRIVE!

Uh, I’m counting ten wheels total and I’m guessing at least eight of ‘em are getting power...

I used to be able to mostly ignore Gawker, but now that it’s taken over a Deadspin subblog this bullshit is ALL OVER the fucking place. Which I’m sure was intentional, because no doubt Deadspin had the best viewership of the remaining six blogs... but I’m sure I’m not going to be the only one who doesn’t come around…

Well, why CAN’T it be National Cuban Sandwich today? It’s no less arbitrary than any of the other “food holidays,” of which there are 41 other ones this month alone (https://foodimentary.com/august-holiday…).

You know, I was all set to support the Raiders getting public financing, but then Billy Simmons told me that he believed “millionaires should pay for their own fucking stadiums!” and I’m convinced (it was the swearing that did it).

“Give us $750M, or we’re coming to Vegas!”

I know that it’s stupid, but that front end is the ONE thing about the new Ridgeline that I don’t like. Like, I REALLY don’t like it. Hoping that maybe they’ll change it for the next model year, because I’m still probably two years from trading in for something new. I’m sure that it’s more aerodynamic than if they…

Article is worthless without David Tracy’s input.

Isn’t it time for DeMuro to get a new car? It’s be a lot of fun for one of his vehicles to land in a crusher.

A one-eighth back?

In what fucking universe is Geno Smith “too valuable to be cut?”

Kid’s just lucky this wasn’t a Mustang.

But.... it’s a fucking game. It doesn’t matter.