And Wind River is standing in line behind the Town.

Kristin Chenoweth was put on this earth to play this woman. 

I think it’s OK to say that Marvel - Feige, not fucking Ike - got it wrong with Iron Man 3 and Dr. Strange, but also acknowledge they weren’t coming at it with malicious intentions.

IM3: They took a hideously racist character from the comics and made him a front.

I am fairly sure Paul Hollywood is a real-life jackass. I know he’s got a few co-worker affairs in his past.

I’m still not cancelling.

They can get rid of the freaky bald guy though.

Were you able to achieve an erection after posting this?

Bye

All I got is that he could have teleported his gang there just a few seconds before the Quadjet enters Wakandan airspace. Or he intercepted some transmission from T’Challa to Shuri to get the gear ready.

I suppose he could have gone to Camp Lehigh and used the Time Stone to figure out what Vision did and what the plan…

Feige said Boseman had voiced other roles in the series. They made a big deal out of Episode 2 because that was the T’Challa-centric one.

It is amazing to think that Boseman knew he was dying when he said these things and the writers had no idea.

The Mouse has a more immediate problem. Brie Larson isn’t putting up with shit like this and neither is Natalie Portman. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss has one of the most legendary careers ever in TV and can walk away from Marvel in a heartbeat and she is kind of a big deal for the MCU right now.

No, it’s perfect. He trades in a scrawny, overrated actress who has now surgically made herself look like Steve Buscemi before he’s had his coffee for a voluptuous philanthropist with a wild side.

IP in waiting 

I refuse to live in a world where one forgettable movie only remembered because the male lead traded up in wives out of the deal - Yeah, I fucking said it, get your bony ass out of my sight, Aniston - is considered to have an IP.

Someone is getting cancelled over this. 

You were THIS close. 1 is incredible. 2 is hideous. 3 is also incredible. 4 is better not spoken of.

Somewhere, Simu and Bob are chilling with scotch and cigars and are like, “We sure got the wokes fired up to see it!”

Went ahead and spoiled myself on this one and did the wiki dive. Just not sure I’m comfortable going to the theaters and I don’t have the energy to avoid spoilers.

Good to see Larson getting involved.

Well, now I can achieve an erection again

Applebee’s cut her shifts?

How much for Daniel Day-Lewis?

Establishing legendary greatness really seems like it’s above her pay grade right now. Maybe concentrate on that.