I was 7 and had nightmares about Maximillian ripping into Anthony Perkins.

OK, the scene holds up. I also like it when the villain realizes what Indy is doing and is like, “Wait, WHAT THE FUCK????”

Sorry, YOUR plan, not the other guys. Again, 30 is great, but it probably could have been done in 24.

Agree with all you say. The writers boxed themselves in by giving Dany the Dothraki, Dorne, House Tyrell, the Unsullied AND 3 dragons while Cersei had King’s Landing, whatever was left of House Frey and the Iron Islands.

They had to even it up. So, narratively, you get what they were up to, but they could have been…

Hey, I’m still holding out hope he’s the Power Broker, so I’m on board.

I don’t like audience members.

Obadiah isn’t confirmed dead. Abomination is coming back. Whiplash — well, fuck that guy. Red Skull is around and may get a coffee break or two from the Vormir gig.

Whatever Guy Pearce was... yeah, forget him. Killmonger can come back. Just say some sympathizer on Shuri’s staff stuck him in a cryo chamber or some…

Those two definitely have a favorite waiter at the Yacht Club.

Please, you sexist pig. We need female adventurers.

So... India ... Jones-Smith! Yeah! That’ll do it!

Before I had the slightest hint about the problematic in that film, here is why it is still unwatchable to me:

* I have a serious bug phobia. That scene with the bugs is unwatchable
* I cannot STAND the female lead. Marian is a bad-ass. Elsa from Last Crusade has the stunning ice queen thing going on and she’s…

Kaecilius isn’t dead! He can come back! I didn’t see no body! 

Hear me out... Let’s just make the entire plane the black box.

Make Mads Indy.

Oh sure, let Harrison hang around to do the bookend for the story, but have Mads play the guy I want him to play.

World War II Indy. That line in Crystal Skull where he talked about working in the OSS. Indy was in the forerunner to the CIA.…

Well, really, it’s not complex. She was fighting slavers and tyrants in Essos and her first real stop in Westeros after Dragonstone was Winterfell, where the Starks are beloved.

I finally hit upon something. I have no problem with where any of the characters ended up. It was the journey along the way. Whatever reasons they had for doing 13 episodes in 2 seasons instead of 20 or even 18, it was a mistake.

Dany making a heel turn? Totally get it. She always had crazy eyes. We just approved of…

No, I think morons and Maori culture appropriators can have them too.

Yes/no

Again, I realize this makes me sound like a crotchety old fart. I am one and no one I’ve ever hired or recommended for hire has had one.

As fun as it would be to have Sam Elliott from Roadhouse trying out for Cinderella, the article says actors who are playing “face parts” (the princesses, the few times they let the princes out, Jack Sparrow, Mary Poppins and a few others) will have to look like those characters.

You think they don’t have control over those crocodiles near the hotels? Please.

That indeed may be a bit harsh. I suppose they can work in places that give face tattoos.