No, that was the kind of girl I wanted to risk getting pregnant with.

What an actor he is. When I saw Juno, I fell in love with that character. She was exactly the type of girl I was attracted to in high school.

Whatever trauma and pain he was going through playing a person going through such a feminine experience, it doesn’t come through and the performance is amazing.

I feel your pain, but it’s on us to adapt.

The first double-length episode of WandaVision, I didn’t get around to it until Sunday evening. By the middle of the season, I was streaming them on my lunch break Friday.

And the last two eps, I got up at 4 a.m. CST to catch them.

I truly don’t believe Falcon/Winter Soldier…

You’ve got the mix the moods a little bit, which is why Austin Powers is in there. I’d accept a Spies Like Us thing or a Roger Moore type goofy Bond thing.

All respect, this horse stopped twitching a long time ago and you guys keep whacking it around. 

Seriously? Doen’t Porter in Damage Control look like someone who traveled back in the past after seeing Mad Men?

You are all sweet summer children. Of course this isn’t over. I predict one of the following:

* The cultists say there is really an 8-hour cut out there
* Whedon will go on an attempted redemption tour sometime before the end of 2021 and call for his contributions to be included and eventually, there will be a “Snydon”…

I just rewatched the 80s episode and I was struck by a few things.

* Agatha really is like, “Wait, you can bring back the dead? WHAT?”

I kind of lost myself at Rosamund Pike as Maria Stark. One, you can see her transitioning into Hope Davis (a hell of a lot more than Dominic Cooper to John Slattery, that’s for sure) and she also could play bad-ass enough to be Howard’s wife and Tony’s mom.

WAHHHH! I CAN’T MOOCH! WAHHHH!

Fuck off and buy it yourself. My passwords are mine and not yours.

Have I never shared my FF Mad Men idea? Marvel is free to use this and all I want is for Paul Bettany to leave a message on my voice mail saying I’m cool.

1960s. Full-on space race. A cocky scientist basically does the Elon Musk thing and gets his best friend to pilot it, his girlfriend to be the science officer and…

Short of throwing the bag at Jackman - basically for the same reason they’d never bring back Iron Man or Cap unless Downey and Evans were in - there’s not a lot there that is usable.

Feige must look at them and be like:

“So let me get this straight, you get a hot young director to do a kick-as period piece set in the…

Exactly. One doesn’t have to look too hard to make it make sense
Wanda doesn’t totally understand how her powers are working. Cases in point:

* The kids are growing independently of any of her conscious actions.
* Vision is gaining agency by the second and questioning everything.
* Agnes threw her for a loop that very…

“Justified”

Sigh

I don’t know what is so hard about this:

* They have the rights to use XCU Pietro/Peter now. Evan Peters was available. Why use some rando when you can actually tap into what is now YOUR library?

* It’s an Easter Egg/wink to people with a sense of humor. It gets some speculation going and we all had fun with theories.

*…

I know Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the obvious comparison, but he really comes off to me like Noah Emmerich 2.0 and that’s a great thing too

I’ve pointed this out before, but I’ll repeat because it fits here:

Wanda made the decision to kill her love
Killed her love
Processed it for a second
Watched Thanos bring him back
Watched Thanos kill him again
Felt whatever those that got snapped felt for a second
Came back, maybe got a few minutes to get her bearings, find…

That’s all fair. I guess one answer is that we don’t know for sure that the book is closed on Westview and whatever journey she takes in Dr. Strange 2 could put her back there somehow, even briefly.

It’s also possible the bill is still coming due, both in the magical realm - Mordo may have thoughts about all this -…

Well, this leads to some stuff that may be ripe for a BUNCH of thinkpieces.

* Wanda accidentally or intentionally or some mixture of both get intoxicated with and/or loses control of the power (Traumatized woman goes batshit! Ugh!)

* Dr. Strange has to try to help her and the world (White man saves her! Ugh!)

* Agatha…

Keeping with the theme, I’m hoping she unleashes Cthon or Mephisto or someone else, look at the camera and say in her best Urkel, “Uh, did I do that?”